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Ancient Phantom. Semi-Retired. Ex-Asshole.

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These are friends making fun of my trademark..


[02:45:41](>) Chris-: ...

[02:45:41](>) Chris-: ...

[02:45:43](>) Mikrae: ...

[02:45:46](>) -Buck-: .....

[02:45:51](>) Car Fox: ...

[02:45:51](>) -Buck-: ....

[02:45:53](>) -Buck-: ...

[02:45:53](>) Nico Kialalai: ...

[02:45:55](>) -Buck-: ......

[02:45:56](>) Car Fox: .....

[02:45:56](>) -Buck-: ..

[02:45:58](>) Car Fox: ...

[02:45:59](>) Raul: Stop spamming

[02:45:59](>) Car Fox: ..






SF's last Great moment of the year. Daiq and Jaded know one another in Real life. Behold.


[18:45:06](>) Daiquiri: Hmm

[18:45:07](>) JaredDaDonkeh: aroka: I love talking on the phone.. but my phone limits me. n.n

[18:45:16](>) **Chris- enjoys this.

[18:45:33](>) Daiquiri: I'm

going to come and visit you anyway. I have this hankering to eat your

dads face so hard he tastes me in every meal for the next week

[18:45:36](>) Syfe: Christ alive <3

[18:45:40](>) aroka: JaredDaDonkeh: You physical phone or the service provider?

[18:45:46](>) Chris-: So.. I am pissing off Culex.

[18:45:47](>) JaredDaDonkeh: snowy: how could you spell my name wrong

[18:45:56](>) JaredDaDonkeh: Snowy: UGH

[18:46:17](>) JaredDaDonkeh: aroka: Service provider.

[18:46:32](>) Daiquiri: Jared: ;D

[18:46:44](>) Car Fox: MonocleDragon: Gay.

[18:46:55](>) Snowy: I

like talking on the phone. .. if I'm interested in you enough or like,

feel like talking in that way. I've talked tooo... AdonisTheBull,

Master_Chief, jinxy, maq, horseforce, teriae, uhm...nyth, uhm, dual,

...there's more in there i know this.

[18:46:57](>) aroka: JaredDaDonkeh: get T-mobile. I love them

[18:47:03](>) JaredDaDonkeh: Daiquiri: .............

[18:47:05](>) MonocleDragon: Car Fox: <3

[18:47:15](>) Car Fox: D:

[18:47:18](>) MagIK: Syfe: I really like the intro

[18:47:26](>) aroka: omgosh. I use to talk to Adonis, now I barely txt him. D: I should do that sometime.

[18:47:29](>) Snowy: JaredDaDonkeh: HAHA I CALLED YOU JARDED

[18:47:36](>) **Chris- curls.

[18:47:42](>) JaredDaDonkeh: Daiquiri: I don't live in Kelowna during school. :P

[18:47:47](>) JaredDaDonkeh: Snowy: IKNOWEH?!

[18:47:49](>) Daiquiri: DAMMIT

[18:47:52](>) **MonocleDragon noses Chris's neck :3

[18:47:55](>) Daiquiri: I'm going to visit your dad then

[18:48:03](>) Snowy: Probably cuz I'm like stoned :V

[18:48:07](>) Snowy: who knows

[18:48:14](>) Snowy: Gonna call you Jarded now though .

[18:48:15](>) Daiquiri: I'll tell him I'm peeing a whole lot and need a prostate exam.

[18:48:23](>) Snowy: JARD . SUP JARD :U

[18:48:24](>) JaredDaDonkeh: Good luck with that.

[18:48:26](>) JaredDaDonkeh: ..

[18:48:35](>) Daiquiri: And I'll see if I can turn my head and cough at the same time

[18:48:36](>) **Chris- is like happy and offers said neck.

[18:48:47](>) JaredDaDonkeh: .. This is getting hella awkward. n____n

[18:48:54](>) Snowy: Is Johns dad like hott :O?

[18:49:01](>) Daiquiri: YES

[18:49:02](>) Daiquiri: OMG

[18:49:05](>) **MonocleDragon nips and licks at Chris's neck, squeezing him like some kind of skunk ball.

[18:49:08](>) Snowy: I want to see.

[18:49:08](>) Daiquiri: His dad is fucking smoking. AND a doctor.

[18:49:12](>) Snowy: xD

[18:49:19](>) MonocleDragon: Daiquiri: Jared/John's? Ooh

[18:49:20](>) Snowy: oh my gosh i bet he makes all the women blush.

[18:49:22](>) Car Fox: It is getting gay, up in here.

[18:49:25](>) JaredDaDonkeh: Well, what do you expect?

[18:49:32](>) MonocleDragon: Car Fox: :3

[18:49:35](>) JaredDaDonkeh: The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. ;D

[18:49:35](>) Rover Victor: Calling someone from sofurry is definatly beyond the veil for me... It's the point where it becomes to personal imho...

[18:49:36](>) Daiquiri: I was so tempted to steal a pair of his undies when I went to visit John

[18:49:40](>) **Chris- totally makes cute gay skunk noises.

[18:49:43](>) Snowy: LOL

[18:49:49](>) Graeme: WILLIES

[18:49:50](>) aroka: Car Fox: as in more dudes, or silly talk? O:

[18:49:51](>) JaredDaDonkeh: Awk... ward... n_______n

[18:50:10](>) **Haiku hops around shaking melting snow off herself

[18:50:14](>) Car Fox: aroka: The talk mostly.

[18:50:16](>) MonocleDragon: JaredDaDonkeh: That's right, your name used to be John :3

[18:50:22](>) **MonocleDragon awwhs at Chris

[18:50:24](>) Graeme: Kate less than three

[18:50:34](>) Psycho: gay. gay gay! *tosses glitter about*

[18:50:35](>) Daiquiri: The things I would do to Johns dad, you don't even know.

[18:50:55](>) JaredDaDonkeh: I know.. and it disturbs me.

[18:51:00](>) Silvermark: Everyone is gay

[18:51:01](>) JaredDaDonkeh: GREATly.

[18:51:21](>) Nico Kialalai: Daiq would pee on Jared's dad

[18:51:26](>) Nico Kialalai: Mark him as his.

[18:51:29](>) aroka: Car Fox: yeah... it's probably going to happen a lot more. D:

[18:51:32](>) Ottoo: I'm not gay.

[18:51:34](>) Graeme: Dack... uh... I think you might be one of them gays...

[18:51:41](>) Chris-: ...

[18:51:52](>) **Psycho likes being gay.

[18:51:53](>) Chris-: I think its funny John.

[18:51:56](>) Car Fox: aroka: I should be used to it after a year. D:

[18:52:20](>) Daiquiri: I

want Johns dad to give me a full check up. Shove a tongue depressor in

my throat and make me go "aaaaah!!" for as long as he wants. If he asked

me to drop 'em and spread 'em for a prostate exam, I'd ask him to use

two fingers just to be double sure. And when it came time to turn my

head and cough he'd have to kneel a foot away unless he wanted

"trouble".

[18:52:21](>) JaredDaDonkeh: Psycho: <3

[18:52:44](>) JaredDaDonkeh: ....

[18:52:53](>) Syfe: All righty

[18:52:56](>) Psycho: I've got chubs for you. oeo <3

[18:52:56](>) Syfe: creeped out now

[18:52:56](>) Nico Kialalai: Hahahahaha

[18:53:03](>) Chris-: Rofl!

[18:53:07](>) Psycho: big fat chubs for you

[18:53:12](>) MonocleDragon: I'm gonna head out now, I think.

[18:53:17](>) Car Fox: xD

[18:53:20](>) MonocleDragon: Bye, everyone! <3

[18:53:24](>) Ottoo: Chub people.

[18:53:26](>) **JaredDaDonkeh notes that this also is a double whammy since he recently had his prostate exam a week ago.. x_______x'

[18:53:28](>) **MonocleDragon pinches Chris's rump

[18:53:28](>) Ottoo: Not his penis.

[18:53:39](>) Psycho: oh wont you be pleased when i get this chubby lump out of my jeans~~

[18:53:42](>) Daiquiri: Jared: From your dad?!

[18:53:43](>) Daiquiri: HOT.

[18:54:13](>) Ottoo: Oh my.

[18:54:37](>) JaredDaDonkeh: Daiquiri: NO

[18:54:45](>) Nico Kialalai: Jared got fingered.

[18:54:53](>) JaredDaDonkeh: Daiquiri: .. well.. I "have" had it from my dad.

[18:55:09](>) Psycho: Someone quote that forever.

[18:55:16](>) Psycho: can't unsee

[18:55:20](>) Graeme: Jared has had it from his dad

[18:55:21](>) Chris-: MonocleDragon: <3

[18:55:23](>) Psycho: >:3

[18:55:23](>) Daiquiri: Yeah? Did he call you Jeanine while he did it?

[18:55:26](>) Daiquiri: Tell me he did.

[18:55:31](>) Psycho: XD!

[18:55:43](>) **Psycho crackin up

[18:55:44](>) JaredDaDonkeh: Daiquiri: ... That's my MOTHER'S NAME..

[18:55:52](>) Daiquiri: I know.

[18:55:53](>) Nico Kialalai: Lmao

[18:55:56](>) Daiquiri: Tell me he did.

[18:56:01](>) Graeme: Dackdack has such a boner right now

[18:56:06](>) Zam: This looks like a funny story.

[18:56:07](>) Chris-: Daiquiri: OMFG Epic. Hahs

[18:56:46](>) JaredDaDonkeh: No, Daiquiri. He didn't. He just did the prostate exam like a normal doctor would.

[18:57:50](>) **Psycho soothes John with lap kisses >.>

[18:58:06](>) Daiquiri: How big is it?

[18:58:07](>) Daiquiri: His finger.

[18:58:09](>) Nico Kialalai: Now slap his dick and call him Jeanie

[18:58:14](>) Daiquiri: Which one did he use? Tell me it was the middle one

[18:58:16](>) Daiquiri: Then the thumb.

[18:58:20](>) Nico Kialalai: Jeanine*

[18:58:39](>) JaredDaDonkeh: The first finger is always used as standard procedure...

[18:58:53](>) Daiquiri: Tell me he didn't have any lube so he had to spit on it instead.

[18:58:53](>) **JaredDaDonkeh holds Psycho tight with a hand on his head.

[18:59:04](>) JaredDaDonkeh: DAIQ.

[18:59:05](>) JaredDaDonkeh: FUCK.

[18:59:12](>) Nico Kialalai: Daiq if jacking off RIGHT NOW

[18:59:16](>) Psycho: pfffffffffffhahahaha XD

[18:59:19](>) JaredDaDonkeh: And it's JANINE

[18:59:22](>) MagIK: lolwut

[18:59:23](>) Nico Kialalai: is*

[18:59:31](>) aroka: ~curls up around Car Fox while afk~

[18:59:32](>) JaredDaDonkeh: Jackasses.

[18:59:40](>) Daiquiri: Someone BETTER be archiving this

[18:59:51](>) Nico Kialalai: Jared we <3 u

[18:59:53](>) **Car Fox pets Aroka.

[19:00:00](>) Car Fox: Daiquiri: I am. xD

[19:00:04](>) aroka: <3

[19:00:27](>) Nico Kialalai: We aren't laughing at you, we're laughing with you....and....all that.

[19:00:46](>) Chris-: Car email it to me.

[19:00:59](>) Daiquiri: Who the fucks laughing, I'm getting an awesome handy j courtesy of myself right meow

[19:01:01](>) Chris-: its going in my profile when its done

[19:01:09](>) Nico Kialalai: I so called it

[19:01:17](>) JaredDaDonkeh: Daiq.

[19:01:25](>) JaredDaDonkeh: I swear to god.

[19:01:37](>) Nico Kialalai: Touch your peepee, Daiq.

[19:01:43](>) JaredDaDonkeh: If you set a foot into my dad's house when I am not there, that same foot will be going up your ass.

[19:02:06](>) Daiquiri: Hey at least I haven't said anything about peeing in a cup

[19:02:08](>) Daiquiri: Yet.

[19:02:30](>) Chris-: Daiquiri: Rofl

[19:02:45](>) JaredDaDonkeh: Daiquiri: ... Please don't. e_e

[19:03:11](>) Psycho: ew pee

[19:03:13](>) Psycho: noooo ;n;

[19:03:18](>) Daiquiri: Remember

when your mom was trying to get me to dance to Single Ladies while we

were drinking rum on the porch, while wearing her little bellydancer

sarong?

[19:03:24](>) Daiquiri: I'm gunna wear that to my checkup.

[19:03:25](>) Benji Kun: Yep.It's snowin'

[19:03:28](>) Daiquiri: That and nothing else.

[19:03:34](>) Benji Kun: Well,shit.

[19:04:12](>) JaredDaDonkeh: sweet merciful jesus ;o;

[19:04:16](>) Chris-: Daiquiri: I am.. thoroughly amused.

[19:04:44](>) Car Fox: I almost fell out of my chair.

[19:05:43](>) Daiquiri: John?

[19:05:51](>) Daiquiri: I want to eat your mom's lasagna off your dads asscheeks.

[19:05:52](>) JaredDaDonkeh: What?

[19:06:07](>) Chris-: Rooooooffflll

[19:06:12](>) Chris-: omfg

[19:06:15](>) JaredDaDonkeh: ...

[19:06:15](>) Syfe: ):

[19:06:18](>) Nico Kialalai: God\

[19:06:19](>) JaredDaDonkeh: Yeeaahhh, we're done.

[19:06:29](>) Chris-: now.

[19:06:31](>) Psycho: Now yer just bein silly .

[19:06:48](>) JaredDaDonkeh: Enough.

[19:06:54](>) Daiquiri: Seriously though your mom's lasagna is delicious. c.c

[19:06:55](>) Daiquiri: I'm done.

[19:06:58](>) JaredDaDonkeh: Feel like barfing now.. :\

[19:06:59](>) Helena: JaredDaDonkeh: Is your dad hot?

[19:07:15](>) JaredDaDonkeh: Helena: Umm, he has gotta lots of compliments about his looks.

[19:07:28](>) **Car Fox gives John a bucket.

[19:07:37](>) JaredDaDonkeh: Helena: I "do" run from his family tree. ;D

[19:07:44](>) Chris-: Car. email me it.

[19:07:56](>) Chris-: The log.

[19:08:09](>) **Da Bangshou yawns a bit.

[19:08:29](>) Car Fox: It has been saved.

[19:08:30](>) Helena: JaredDaDonkeh: now, by tree are you referring to him when he's horny?

[19:08:40](>) Daiquiri: ..LOL

[19:08:50](>) JaredDaDonkeh: ... oh god...







A comment of the smart and not-so smart's level of happiness ends with this and it completely is true.


Chiranda and Kieran: Chris-: Sure but that's always the case regardless of your preferred level of cognition surely? People without brains think they'd be happier with smarts. Poor people think they'd be happier with tonnes of cash. Fat people wish they were skinny to be happy. No one's really happy, everyone's just silly and stupid.