[Fictional Bio]

Name: Santiago Blalock
Species: American Badger
Height: 5'8"
Weight:168 lbs
Hair Color: Black and White Striped
Eye Color: Brown

Physical Appearance:
Dark gray fur, white on chest, belly, and inner upper-arms/bi-tricep area and thighs. Three white stripes run in parallel vertically from nose to base of skull; one down the nose, and one each over the eyes, with the ones over the eyes an inch higher on the cheeks. Fingers and toes are black, with palms and the rest of the foot a dark gray.

Likes/Loves: Texas, games where things die screamin', jokes, history, scifi and fantasy fiction, explosions, pictures of extreme weather in action, action movies, and San Miguel beer.
Hates: Very-sweet sweets, reality television, embarrassment(either for myself or others), celebrity gossip, crustaceans, and cheap whiskey.
To any and all readers of my submissions, I humbly thank you for your patronage! Now if I could only get off my lazy ass and make some more stuff for you to read...