Chat me up sometime.

I smoke marijuana a lot. I apologize, on your behalf, if you hold that against me or think me less of a person for doing it.
There's nothing wrong with it. It's not an act that reeks of moral decay. I'll smoke pot till the day I die, it's my choice. So leave off it or toke on it.

I may seem like a dick, because, well, because I occasionally AM a dick.

From stardust to Sentience.
If your hindsight isn't 20/20 or better, then you're a fucking idiot.