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Born to the celebrated Italian renaissance pornographer Gnuccio Gustelli in 1534, great things were expected of Quin at a young age. They initially refused artistic assistance, resulting in forgettable works. After accepting an apprenticeship with Antonello da Messina, however, a joint project with contemporary smut peddler Sandro Botticelli led to their initial explosion of popularity. This reached its peak in 1565, with the release of his play "Boners of Venice," which the then current pope, Pius IV, hailed as "no less than a steal from God's secret stash." Quin died mid coitus from a bout of sudden onset consumption in 1576, and continues producing quality filth to this day. Also, they're a god damned furry, which probably would have bugged the pope.