Its me, Pyre.
Not much else to say, really :D

Oh alright - there is :(
Summing it up, here's what I can probably do:
-Give (modestly) good ideas
-Edit/revise stuff with reasonable grammatical skills
-Watch (if I like your work :o)

Anddd Here's what I can't do:
-Art (I can try, but it becomes a fail D:)
-Stories on a regular basis (Again, trying becomes a month-long process, more often then not ending in sadness :x)
-Commissions; see above :(

And now that that's out of the way, here's my message to you all:

Hi :)