Guard Dog
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Added TL;DR at the end. Sidenote: I really, really, REALLY rarely answer to shouts. Or make them on my own. Don't expect me to talk to you in the shoutbox, dear visitor, it's a pointless thing to me. Proud owner of two avatars drawn just for me. I still don't think these two people shoulda used their time on me, but I'm super-thankful. I am not going to name them, though. I don't think either of them is still on SF. Sorry, folks.
(TL;DR= I'm too lazy to read.)
J. "Guard Dog" D.
Anthropomorphic german German Shepherd. Yes, nothing fancy, nothing bonkers. Just a sheppy!
Current Mood: Cuddly and overall "meh"
Height: 6'4'' // ~2,05m
Eyes: Deep Blue (Oceanic)
Body: Strong arms, neck and legs. A bit pudgy belly. (Because a pudgy belly is good for cuddling!)
Quite a few scars, barely visible though, but they can be felt.
His tail never wags, it only moves if he wants it to move, like for waving or having an additional appendage for hugging someonel, or to flick someone's nose.
Kind and cheerful, he can also be incredibly cold or mean. Most of the time his face is calm as is his voice. But don't let that fool you. If you try to anger him, he may very well show you that he has a reason to stay calm at all costs. There's a reason this sheppy is scarred. Consider yourself warned.
Even in his young age, early-mid 20's, his Eyes look a tad weary or tired and the glasses in front of them don't really change that impression all that much. He might also be found cleaning these glasses because they tend to get dirty awfully often.
Is generally not interested in intercourse. He may seem mean sometimes, but he would go through hell for his friends and his beloved.
His strenghts and weaknesses are mostly unknown as he prefers not to fight or get into an argument. He is however capable of trolling you or beating you in an argument. And he will do so if you annoy him beyond his acceptance. But what should be obvious are the typically canine weapons, sharp fangs and strong claws. Oh and he may as well talk you to death!
Good, now that you know the basics about him, what else should I mention?
*TL;DR starts here*
Cuddlish, playful, silly, corny, cheesy, and VERY easy to anger when leaving without AT LEAST a simple "BRB" or "afk for [insert estimated time here]" Seriously, furs, have some respect for your peers.
!!Is not easy to get convinced into unfing. You'll need to put in some effort to get to his bone. But it's worth it!! (Alas, I hope so, heh.)
Whisper-friendly.
I don't mind smileys and stuff. Really I don't. Even though I prefer text, sometimes a smiley CAN explain your emotion just so much better. With CAN being the keyword there.
And I don't mind the ... lets call it "altering" of words, like "luv" and stuff. But for the sake of yours and my sanity, don't butcher a word into something it was not meant to be (you -> u; are -> r. I'm working as a translator, I earn my money by speaking and writing YOUR (assuming you're english) language like it's my native tongue. If I can do that, you should, too, don't ya think?) That is, unless it's part of your character. There are a few people who're able to play that part well and that's where I can accept that.
(Spelling errors then again are something I don't really care of, as i myself fairly frequently make 'em myself. But, again, I'd like to at least be able to identify the word that you tried to use.)
(TL;DR= I'm too lazy to read.)
J. "Guard Dog" D.
Anthropomorphic german German Shepherd. Yes, nothing fancy, nothing bonkers. Just a sheppy!
Current Mood: Cuddly and overall "meh"
Height: 6'4'' // ~2,05m
Eyes: Deep Blue (Oceanic)
Body: Strong arms, neck and legs. A bit pudgy belly. (Because a pudgy belly is good for cuddling!)
Quite a few scars, barely visible though, but they can be felt.
His tail never wags, it only moves if he wants it to move, like for waving or having an additional appendage for hugging someonel, or to flick someone's nose.
Kind and cheerful, he can also be incredibly cold or mean. Most of the time his face is calm as is his voice. But don't let that fool you. If you try to anger him, he may very well show you that he has a reason to stay calm at all costs. There's a reason this sheppy is scarred. Consider yourself warned.
Even in his young age, early-mid 20's, his Eyes look a tad weary or tired and the glasses in front of them don't really change that impression all that much. He might also be found cleaning these glasses because they tend to get dirty awfully often.
Is generally not interested in intercourse. He may seem mean sometimes, but he would go through hell for his friends and his beloved.
His strenghts and weaknesses are mostly unknown as he prefers not to fight or get into an argument. He is however capable of trolling you or beating you in an argument. And he will do so if you annoy him beyond his acceptance. But what should be obvious are the typically canine weapons, sharp fangs and strong claws. Oh and he may as well talk you to death!
Good, now that you know the basics about him, what else should I mention?
*TL;DR starts here*
Cuddlish, playful, silly, corny, cheesy, and VERY easy to anger when leaving without AT LEAST a simple "BRB" or "afk for [insert estimated time here]" Seriously, furs, have some respect for your peers.
!!Is not easy to get convinced into unfing. You'll need to put in some effort to get to his bone. But it's worth it!! (Alas, I hope so, heh.)
Whisper-friendly.
I don't mind smileys and stuff. Really I don't. Even though I prefer text, sometimes a smiley CAN explain your emotion just so much better. With CAN being the keyword there.
And I don't mind the ... lets call it "altering" of words, like "luv" and stuff. But for the sake of yours and my sanity, don't butcher a word into something it was not meant to be (you -> u; are -> r. I'm working as a translator, I earn my money by speaking and writing YOUR (assuming you're english) language like it's my native tongue. If I can do that, you should, too, don't ya think?) That is, unless it's part of your character. There are a few people who're able to play that part well and that's where I can accept that.
(Spelling errors then again are something I don't really care of, as i myself fairly frequently make 'em myself. But, again, I'd like to at least be able to identify the word that you tried to use.)