Stoats celebrate and sing - Redwall Fanart Edit 2/2
The stoats celebrate their victory over a small rebellion and the felling of a badger, though at the cost of a few of theirs, you might also notice the stoat on the table was the one who killem. Tis a sound victory song they have altered from an original poem that I wrote:
(to be sung hearty with a few ales)
Your teeth will all rot, you ruddy lot,
And, bastard badgers with bloody blimey axes!
But Stoat nimble, mine fast, can poke and prod,
Turning ermine from callin, then roarin' till red mornin',
Keep them at bay, then lu-er and skew-er,
Fell the striped foe, a folley, a fooler!
A heavy swing miss, at spearpoint it rings.
Turning ermine from callin, then roarin' till red mornin'.
Then lances and dances, to prances and pings,
Stances where courageous beasts advances,
Lest the best Redwall badger beastly rest.
(to be sung hearty with a few ales)
Your teeth will all rot, you ruddy lot,
And, bastard badgers with bloody blimey axes!
But Stoat nimble, mine fast, can poke and prod,
Turning ermine from callin, then roarin' till red mornin',
Keep them at bay, then lu-er and skew-er,
Fell the striped foe, a folley, a fooler!
A heavy swing miss, at spearpoint it rings.
Turning ermine from callin, then roarin' till red mornin'.
Then lances and dances, to prances and pings,
Stances where courageous beasts advances,
Lest the best Redwall badger beastly rest.
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