Gene Alford

Species: Briard Dog

Age: 41

Height: 6’ 3”

Weight: 520lbs.



Appearance: A big, burly mass of pert, jiggly muscle and long, shaggy fur, Gene has every reason to fancy himself a “muscle daddy”. He’s not as massive or defined as his peers, instead sporting a very plump, well-rounded “off-season bodybuilder” look, covered head to toe in a plushy coat of muted whites across his chest and belly and a long swath of worn gray down his back with a cute curtain of bangs completely obscuring his heavy, faraway eyes of dull violet.

He’s most comfortable in a simple, dark-green mesh top with blackish-grey fatigues and huge, heavy work boots, with a pair of dog tags wrapped tight around his massive forearm. He’s often seen with a large roll of weed clutched tight in his huge, grinning teeth.


Personality: Laid-Back, Wistful, Fatherly, Groooooovy. Gene’s a lover and a fighter, being a veteran soldier, an aspiring philosophizer, a slight hedonist and avid fan of ol’ Mary Jane. Gene sees every stranger as a potential new friend, and every new enemy as a potential friend who just needs to lighten up a bit. He’s always grinning that wide, toothy grin, offering snacks, words of wisdom and a friendly toke of his pipe. As laid-back as a guy can get, it takes fuckstickery of divine proportions to get his hackles rising, and even then he always keeps his cool, grinning that grin and giving out sagely advice while giving the offender a well-prescribed boot to ass.

Gene’s a very touchy-feely kind of lover, with a gentle, experienced touch and massive, strong paws that can’t help but wander. He’s extremely popular at all of his favorite haunts. Maybe it’s his penetrating, drawling baritone, maybe it’s that infectious smile and the cute way his bangs always hide his eyes(unless you’re up real close, that is, and by then you’re as good as his.).  Maybe it’s just the contact high. He does have the heavy, smoky musk of cannabis on his tongue most of the time.

Most of all out of his qualities, Gene is a dedicated friend and father figure, especially to his close friends and former squad mates. No matter what the situation, if you’re tight with this big dog, he’s got your back. He’s always giving out firm yet kind and understanding advice and favors, always giving and never expecting a thing in return, and he’s taken the heat for a bud(no pun intended) more times than anyone can recall. A true blue pal, Gene’s the real deal, what a real man should be.