With this information, I would extort him for more than just a talking bear :3c

Aslan need to be punished ;)

Who else thinks that thing with the White Witch tying Aslan to a Stone Table was all just a little bit totally BDSM?

Because lets face it, it really was. The two of them need to resolve their differences and get a per-hour hotel room or maybe a basement.
She can buy him a nice collar, he can get her a nice whip and magic kingdoms everywhere will be safe once again.

(Hey, it's not my thing, but I bet that they'd take to it in a second).