??Captain Cold's Journal??

July, 10, 2019: I rarely write about my self but Hell, why not, I've been hanging around Central City for a few years ago even got me a nifty toy from S.T.A.R Labs the first month I was here, And that is why things started looking up for Li'l Lenny, she got to play with all types of villains and heroes, I mainly stuck with Michelle Rory... I'm sorry she's too Hot now she use to be known as Michelle "Heat Wave" Rory; These heroes do love to come up with some fun names for us, me... I kinda like Captain Cold suits my inner Elsa and when I played Mortal Kombat... Always picked Sub-Zero... Oh yes I can't forget about Good Ol' Speedy. Dumbass with the heart of gold and the self righteousness of a Martyr, "Martyr" is the keyword here, Not too long back he went and got his self killed by Professor Zoom, now it's up to me and the other idiots to keep him from destroying the City, I liked it when I was robbing banks and museums... Simpler times.

July, 12, 2019: Broken ribs, busted lip, Right orbital Fracture... Thawne is getting desperate, directly attacking me, don't worry he's dealing with few less digits now, least I can do right now is get drunk and check on Iris and Don and Dawn... Go Figure, Barry and Iris ain't adept at naming their brats, The Dons... What can ya do?

11, 3, 2019: Thawne is dead, the Dons are alive along with Iris, Christ, Barry... I hope this was worth it, you know I know like breaking my no killing rule, I can't believe he killed the big boy blue scout and a lowly criminal from slums of Central city took out the monster, all it took was the lives of Queen, Superman and my brother Lee... Moron was always wanting golden glory... I'm gonna get piss drunk and pass out watching reruns of Cheers... Looks like I'm going to be the hero of Central City now.

1, 19, 2020: Year and half I fought Thawne, turned out ol' Barry had a plan to make sure Thawne would never come back, him and Batman found a way to cut our Earth off from the Speed Force, Some quantum physics mumbo jumbo I'll never understand, Guessing that is what I get for not even getting to eleventh grade... Dropping out seem like the thing to do, got in the way of my true passion, crime... (at the time) every calculation worked to the God Damn letter, Kudos to Barry and The Batman, But they were both wrong stopping speed force took all the speedster's powers away but it also put a crack in time, causing it to all happen at once and when time happens all at once the Universe gets angry and when the Universe gets angry it starts to rip itself apart, last thing I seen was Iris' green eyes filled with tears holding the Dons tight and the next thing I know I'm on another Earth... I don't remember how I got here, It's all gone, everything I protected and worked for is all gone... No... I remember Man, a blue man with a atom tattoed on his forehead and a flash of blue light and mono toned voice but I can't make out what he is saying.
Lee, Mick, Barry, Iris, Dawn, Don...

Maybe writing your names in this damn journal will mean something later on.

Ultimate middle finger to the good guy Captain Cold.

1, 28, 2020: I ain't the only Captain Cold in this little universe... Leonard Snart, Laughable.. I'm friggin' Rule 63'd on another Earth, same shit father but I have a sister named Lisa Snart. Don't get me started on Mick. Guy is burnt to a crisp and looks like he's been hit with a hammer, Don't get me wrong, Michelle had a few burns. She had pyrophilia, liked matches dropped on her, I ain't getting into our bedroom habits, I'll keep those in my spank bank for another time. Screw you... We all have our kinks, judgmental bastard, I know who ever is reading this when I'm dead is gonna wonder or The Batman some how got a hold of it, Anyways this Leonard Snart character wears a tech gear, looks more fancy than my shit. Guy is a Joy-Booster, has a sense of honor as well, found out he doesn't like people taking his/my name, gave the man an ultimatum he changes his name I won't bust him and then he gave me one as well drop the act and he won't flash-freeze me, shackin' in my jackboots~

I ran into The Joker... The other Rogues never liked him, I have the feeling he felt the same way... He underestimates new people too much, guess that is why he is back in Arkham. Bastard needs to go to Black Gate in Gen Pop!

2, 2, 2020: Ever see that movie where Bill Murray repeats the same day over and over and over again, yeah... I like that movie, On TBS all day, I've been staying in Motel neat Lawrence Hills, Assholes cheat on their wives with twenty dollar hookers and junkies with nothin' to lose, Least they have HBO and no bed bugs, I don't look it but I have very sensitive skin... Christ, Barry's sense of humor rubbed off on me, this place reminds me of Michelle's old place... God do I miss her cooking, Bitch loved fire and would explode at a drop of a hat but she knew how to cook... I made the news people are calling me Citizen Cold, I can't have that, I need to get that other Cold gone, givin' me a bad name... Literally..
Barry caught up to me made his usual Keep-Your-Nose-Clean and I'm-Watching-You schpiel, I ain't got the heart to tell him I know who he is or what happen to my earth...
Naked-Blue-Man... Was that God? If that is God why the Hell would he save me? I'm the last person you'd want to save.


3, 17, 20: Toora loora la, me toora loora laddie, Me toora loora la and me toora loora laddie... Saint Patrick's Day... This what it has come to, I break up drunken fights at "The Hold Up" between two dykes who upset that one girl doesn't like the other and took it as an insult, Jesus Christ. Oh, I forgot to tell ya, Move to Gotham City... Much more opportunities here, No Flash, No Captain Cold... No Speedsters, just murderous idiots, The Joker and the Batman, Ya know there is always two Jokers in a pack of cards I think it is less obvious who the other Joker is in the deck is of Gotham.

I've started trying to date again, and my idiot brain comes to the only person I've had sex with on my earth. KATE KANE call it being a coward going to the only thing you know and that is safe in your world, but all I have to do is hide my last name, which I'm pretty sure LEONA SMART is the stupidest name I could come up with, why not just keep it Snart, there are other Snarts on this planet... I hope, But I got nervous and blurted out a name I got called when I was younger by bullies who weren't that invented. Yeah, Lenny liked to read and do math, screw you Batman! or who ever is reading this, most likely you. I know dating Batwoman is going to bite me in the end but better than staying in Central City... Too many ghost of my past."

3,21,20: The Joker, A monster in every right, Some other bitch got suckered into his CHARMS Punchline... not as fun as Harley. How can Bats make it seem so easy not to ring the Clown's neck, Any ways I found his hide out while chasing a purse snatcher. Can't believe I'm wearing a God Damn mask now. The J wasn't home but his new flame was, has affinity for blades and martial arts, I got to get a hold of a 3D printer and a few supplies, I'm running low on cryo-grenades and need to patch up the Kevlar in my parka, makings 12 dollars with tips ain't gonna cover it, stealing from criminals could be more fun than stealing from banks. Wonder what Black Mask has in his safe?

7,22,20: Stuck in a God Damn Hospital bed, breaking an arm, slight case of hypothermia, sixty-eight stitches a crossed my abdomen and the attention of The Joker... He blames me for the Death of his Bitch: Punchline.
She was barreling down the road in a semi going about 70+ down roads with pay load that could level half the a city block, No bat in sight that I could tell, turns out her was in one of his little toys, where he gets these things he has to be as rich as Oliver Queen or Bruce Wayne, who knows maybe Wayne or Queen or someone is funding the pointy eared bastard... I know for sure Kate funds most of her shit, any ways I caught up to her on Loeb Memorial highway barreling towards Wayne Hospital , I mange to detach the fucking trailer and climb into the cab... Fucking losing my Cold Gun in the process crushed under one of the FUCKING tires; after managing to get a gun away from her, bitch sliced me, she got under the stab vest some how, kicked her in the knee hearing a good crack and then flipping the trailer, we hit something... I come to I'm in the hospital bed with a police guard at my door and a BIG BLACK BAT standing over me and a ginger that was a sight for sore everything... The Bat gruffed out and told me that she was decapitated on impact.... I say decapitated but I seen the photos... After we hit there was no head only mush, some how I manged to fly up and lodge myself under the dash and amazingly one of my cryo-grenades went off stopping the bleeding long enough for the doctors save my narrow ass, also lost my nose ring, they mange to stitch that up as well, Kate was in her civies so it looks like she knows I'm Lenny Snart... The prettier Lenny anyways, though I'm not into it Snart here has a Wentworth Miller look to him. **few blood drops on the page**
7.22.20: 3:12 AM, I wake up to see my other half standing over my bed along with Berry, they came with a gift, apparently Batman found my crushed Cold Gun, no words were exchanged, No nothing, but they brought me a new one, shinier still had that smell when you buy a CD from a Best Buy or another dying company, Am I the only person that still buys CDs?

8.11.20: Spent a month on vacation with Kate on her cousin's yacht in the Caymans... Fucking caviar... Have you tried this shit? Didn't know I'd like it. Personal chef, topless Kate, being treated like the God Damn English Patient, I don't remember last time I got such pampering... Well maybe the time my aunt took me when I was twelve get my nails and hair done. God... Now I'm remembering Aunt Mary-Ann... My mom's sister. Mary-Ann Murdoch Crock Yeah, "Crusher" Crock's second wife, He beat her to death with a baseball bat~ First time Barry convinced me to let the law handle it, yeah and half later he got lethal injection... Too fuckin' good for him. Fucking Sportsmaster.