Toon Clothing

At the very end of a long trip. You and your girl friend run out of gas in the middle of no where. After a short walk you two come across a Motel.
Entering and seeing the clerk is a cartoon scorpion, writing with his string-tail in a cartoon book. Sitting on a cartoon chair with eyes and same for the desk. All with googly eyes and slopping ink everywhere, all dancing in tune with the spider whistling. You spin on your heel and grab your girl friend arm and try to leave.
"What are you doing?!" She quietly hisses.
"The toons always want us to watch them. They have a drive to entertain people. They keep us up all night and try to keep us here." You answer
"Fine, beat sleeping in the car."
"No...we could keep wa~"
Your girl friend pushes off you and orders a room for the night.

As the scorpion you to your room "Sure would be nice, if more real-folk would come around to our silly but restful motel."
"Well...Listen buggy...the only reason i'm here, Is because of her. She wanted to stay. So i'm here too."
"Your hear only because of you gal eh...?"

After getting settled in. And scorpion polite knocks on the door. And give you a pair of regular pajamas and your girl friend some...what? A cartoon dancing girl out fit.
She seem amused by it. "He said it so ill consider staying. Stay and dance for guest?...heh...look at this.
You do think it look odd, the clash of real-world and cartoon. But still sexy enough. After getting changed, you look up to see. You girlfriend as a rubberhose cartoon snake. on the bed.
She holds up a sign that says "I like it here. Can we stay?"