That's ironic, because I live almost directly parallel with London, ON (Current dwelling: Cleveland, OH)

Oh. My apologies, mate. Cleveland has been home to some of my best and worst memories. How is Canada? I've considered moving.

I've been to Fort Erie and Niagara Falls and I must say that once you leave the touristy areas, it is, in fact, a very nice place. As much as we make fun of you, I'm surprised that most Americans have not embraced our Northern Friend.

I will say this:

Visit Detroit if you like cars. Regardless what everyone says, it's pretty decent. My grandfather used to work in the "Ford City" in nearby Dearborn.

Like Microsoft and/or soccer? Then, head on over to Seattle. It's a very nice place to go.

I also advise touring any country by rail. VIA offers services from Canada to border cities to connect onto Amtrak lines, which will take you just about anywhere your little heart desires.

My personal favorite city: Washington DC. While there's more shit per square mile than any other part of the Union, it is a very nice city, if you turn your political side off. Just be careful walking into certain buildings. I was almost detained for walking into the wrong door in a food court. Imagine what they'll do to you.

Any other questions? Just give me a holler and I'll answer you to the best of my abilities. I'm also a liberal, cause if I was conservative, you would have been made fun of. And that my friend, is another can of worms.......

That almost sounds like me alittle ^.=.^

So... I realized that I forgot my tail... Ya... How could I forget my tail?! I'm going to upload a newer version of this pic, just with a tail. It will only be the picture, not the info.

Sup! I want this pic back when you stick your tail on! If you can find it...

and your tail D:!?