Everybody has that special someone, somewere! For this Valentine's day, surprise the beast that stole your heart with a gift they're sure to love. Ready-to-Were Performance Apparel! Ready-to-Were: Your will may break, but your outfit won't!

Tired of those awkward moments waking up naked after a full moon? Are you running afoul of public decency AND leash laws? Is your animal form shredding through hundreds of dollars worth of your favorite outfits? Ready-to-Were Performance Apparel has got your back! With its patented Wereable system of strategically placed elastics and breakaway fasteners, Ready-to-Were garments can accommodate even the most monstrous of changes, and still snap effortlessly back together at the end of your beastly reverie. Tear through the night, not your clothes! Ask about our new 20-moon extended warranty to protect your investment, and our Hematoblock pretreater to repel all those unsettling blood stains! You won't have to go around telling your friends how you're pretty sure it was just a goat or something!

If you change, change your clothes! Pick up a set of Ready-to-Weres today!

Werecreature furgonomics, it's a GROWTH industry! Hehe, this was a fun idea inspired by Nothere's vintage ads, and in fact I had him do the design for this one! The character art is by Sindaj and that can be found here. If you'd like a better look, check out the raw, unfiltered version for the real story.