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As a gift to my good friend Blue I got this commission done by Isvoc.

Blue and I have some fun together and get all sticky... well, dragons often get sticky together...

Those are special pizzas, dragon sized, lactose free, lots of meats (beef, chicken, chorizo, lamb, etc (no fish though! Blue hates feeeesh!)) and chillis!

We're dragons, we can take it. *grins*

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String cheese!

A lot of things are great when they're messy!

Chilies!!! Ahm... Sometimes I can't help my self.

*laughs* I do rather enjoy spicy food. I'm VERY fond of curries too!

sadly I'm not a curry person, spicy foods yes but curry not so much

I think it's a legal requirement here in Britain. I have to enjoy a good curry.

tea drinker, but i drink tea so... I can't say anything

I actually don't drink tea! *horror*

Heresy!!! The Inquisition will have your head!

*hangs his head in shame*

But, that's just ALL OVER his whiskers! Such a mess! Quickly, Yog, Lick his face clean!

Oh oh! You're right! Oh! I have it all caked over my snout too! He better lick me clean at the same time! *laughs*

Such a filthy snake you are... perhaps I should lick you clean too?

I don't know... there's a LOT of me to lick clean.

I would be fine with that... :D

My lower half has the snaky cocks though :D Hope you're fine with that.

Can't. Yog has first dibs on my tail :3

That's fine. All this talk of pizza has made me hungry.

Nom nom nom... I'm eating last night's pizza for breakfast as we speak.

I just did that this morning :D

Did you warm it up or eat it cold?

Hot! What cruel person eats pizza cold???

Cold morning pizza is AWESOME! Seriously... try it. Just leave it in the box over night (not in the fridge) and eat for breakfast. Divine...

ugh... you sicken me.

Don't knock it 'till you've tried it!

Yup, cold-next-morning pizza has a different, awesome taste. Totally worth it.

Hot sauce makes everything better! green Tabasco.

Dare I ask what toppings, other than hot peppers, dragons prefer on their slice? ;)

All the meats (no fish though).

I approve of a nice, meaty pizza.

Jalepenos too!

Not a fan of those... too spicy for this sensitive, bifurcated tongue.

Your tongue cannot taste!

It totally can!

I thought you said it cannot! Just that weird patch on the roof of your mouth!

I never! My tongue works just fine!

Hmmm... this smells like snake TRICKS to me!

No tricks! I swear :D

LIES! All filthy snakey lies!

What if they're very clean snaky lies?

Clean lies from a snake? Or lies from a clean snake?

Clean lies from a Clean snake! :D

I'm not even sure what we're talking about any more...

Knowing you, it had something to do with butt sex.

Yeah probably...

I endorse Dragon Pizza.

EVERYONE should! Those that don't EAT it, should find a dragon and GIVE them some pizza!

This is a delicious piece of art. I want to nom it, but then Yog would nom me because I ate his pizza.

I've nommed you before? You didn't seem to mind...

I've nommed you too, but it didn't work out so well for me XD

Well not only you enjoy ale, but also pizza! Spicy nonetheless! Mmm...

Spicy pizza, dark ale and good company... what more could a dragon want?

"...dragons often get sticky together..."

You're the worst, this picture was perfectly fine until you said that, now I doubt you two simply went to sleep after that meal. *grins*

Of course not! We told stories and THEN fell asleep! There may have been some light drinking too... *laughs*

Blue is innocent! What kind of dragon do you think I am!?

The kind that corrupts innocent snakes.

I think you stopped being innocent before you meet him. *smirk*

No! He's corrupted my asshole! It craves the purple dick now... XP

Snakes craving for dragon dicks? Now now, that's an unfortunate issue, but I may just happen to have the solution ;)

Dragon dicks? Wait, you're a dragon, right?

http://fav.me/d5kuhia Pretty old, but works. xD

But you're white, yellow, and black! Not purple! Ah well, it'll have to do... Yogoloth refuses to give me what I want D:

*Sits on his haunches and looks himself up* I... you're right, I have no purple colors. *ponders*

But since when does color has something to do with pleasure?

I dunno, I just happen to like grape popsicles.

In your rear? hmm, must be a fetish. *chuckels*

Nah, just kidding. Too cold for this snake. Grape jello works better.

I would give you what you want! But you know full well that you are already taken! Filthy snake!

Am not... My profile says single, looking for anyone, doesn't it? In character, Khaesho might be taken, but due to one or two small problems, (namely her feeling guilty for me) We decided that it was best to let that part be a little gray area. Which is why I'm organizing that orgy tomorrow (er, nine hours from now.) Be there! :D

*grins and rumbles greedily* Hmmm... *eyes you*

You always wanted what you want now... you just had to meet the right drake.

You're certainly not innocent.

Nope. Before I had you I had absolutely 0 interest in having anything up my ass. Even watching you roll around with Fluffy made me think "ugh, gay."

I BLAME YOU.

*Returns the grin wickedly.*

*looks at both scalies and shivers* you two are toofar over my level.

*smirks* Are you telling me that I'm so sexy, I made you bi-curious?

*wraps a wing around you* Aaaaw... *squeezes*

*Wraps coils around you and likewise squeezes.* You know what they say Kom! Three is company, five's a crowd!

... yes...

Well... I can get rid of that for you if you like... by removing the "curious" part...

... gently...

You already owe me that much at least XD

*smiles fondly* I've come to think of you as a good friend. I would be as gentle as I could be... until the mating instincts kick in...

If you're too rough, I could always yank off of you. Snakes are -quite- hard to pin down, as I'm sure you've noticed.

*Hugs both of you back happily* I've also heard the say, the more, the merrier! *laughs*

:D Yog's always willing to bend over, and I'm good with snaky cuddles.

*laughs* It'll be fine... *nuzzles you fondly*

Cuddling is okay, I actually dont know of any dragon who doesn't really like it. *pulls you a bit closer, wrapping its wings arround you and reaches it's neck nuzzling your cheek*

*Hugs you with his entire body at once, hissing softly in happiness as your warmth soaks into him.*

*yelps softly at the sudden grip around his body, suddenly feeling a bit vulnerable, his voice unintentionally sounding slightly nervous* You're not going to constrict me to death, will you?

*Khaesho is well used to dealing with this fear; he has only ever seen one person who wasn't immediately scared when he tried to hug her. He sighs, and lets his coils slip off, though he keeps his arms wrapped around the dragon's neck.*

No... but I have so much to hug with, I forget sometimes that it creeps people out.

*A smile slowly creeps on his muzzle and his neck curves into an S shape, looking at you*

Heh, you know, maybe that can be used as a little harmless prank in the future.

Too bad it wont work on me anymore, I know by heart you dont seek to harm me. *His head lowers a bit* I just must be getting a little jumpy, that embrace didn't feel bad at all..

((GRRRR, GETTING TOO TIGHT FOR MY PHONE TO ANSWER PROPPERLY))

*Khaesho smiles happily, and coils around Komyeta again. He squeezes tight, not enough to hurt, but enough to show affection, and his thick coils act like nothing so much as a living blanket, trapping and then returning heat to you.*

I've been known to intentionally scare people once or twice... but then I don't get to hug them, and hugs are always so warm.

*The dragon ponders on your words whilst sighing at the warmth around his form, he tests the grip squirming a bit, finding it surprisingly solid, but not uncomfortable. Scale against scale, familiar memories started to appear slowly* It's their loss.
*A tongue darts forward, casually caressing the side of your neck with soft grumbles*

*He rubs his head into your neck, squeezing you gently. He long ago mastered the point of grip between falling off and painfully tight, and he returned the lick in kind.*

I do like to hug... so easy to get cold, so hard to get warm.

*His eyes widen a bit for a moment* Are you trying to seduce me, snake? *His eyes sharpen once more, smiling fondly*

Me? Seduce you? Hardly. If I -really- wanted under your tail, I'd be there by now. But... if you happen to be in the mood... I haven't said no yet :D

.... a place called that would concern me. Like when food is named after an animal. Makes me wonder. Is that animal in the product? Why name it that if not?.......

Is this pizza made with real dragons?

Pet food isn't made from pets! Dragon Pizza is made FOR dragons! Not FROM dragons!

*rumbles* No!

But you tasted so good! You would make EXCELLENT pizza.

Are you sure? Do you know what Dragon tastes like? *Takes a slice and bites it.* Hmmm... I think there just might be Dragon in this.

But if the pizza is made for dragons then should it not have bits that others might find unsavory? Like fresh viscera or the occasional cannibalism side dish?

..... um..... I personally don't want to find out.

Silence! Schizophrenic serpent! There are only three parts of me you're allowed to have your mouth around from now on!

Possibly! I imagine there are specific cannibalism dragon pizzas... these were not one of those though.

No there is not! I know what beef, chicken, lamb and pork tastes like... there are no other meaty flavours than those!

*growls*

Trouble maker!

*whispers* I think it is...

Three? what's the third one?

My tongue...

But yog's only half dragon! So its only half cannibalism!

Can I plead the vegetarian fifth on this?

I am just going to go out on a...limb.... and say that I doubt much of this.... peat-sa.... has much cooking involved.

I think so?

It's been cooked just enough to get the cheese nice and sticky!

Do you know what dragon tastes like? I do! Here, let me have a slice, and I can solve the issue!

Well! While we're at it! I better make sure there's no SNAKE in the pizza either! But I'll have to take a bite of snake first... a taste...

Careful Yog... don't bite what you can't swallow.

Then again, you did swallow, so there's no problems there >:D

The biting can come later... *grins toothily*

Oh really? I didn't know you had an asphyxiation kink! I'll make sure to nibble you a little next time then.

We'll see who bites who... first...

Out of curiosity, and maybe the answer is too obvious that i dont believe it myself (easy-test syndrome) but, why is there a 'Mammal' tag on this?

Blue is a mammalian dragon! But I don't think SF had that word in the autocorrect.

He does look rather fuzzy. I've seen crazier things.

Yeah, whiskers like those on a dragoon aren't something you see every day, look strangely nice.

It's less to do with fluff and more to do with anatomy. His jewels hang free unlike ours.

Quite!

Oh, so he's a marsupial then?

Erm... no?

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