You know you’re a fur if…
#1.Every time you go on Youtube, you end at horses fucking.
#2.You have seen horses fucking on Youtube and wondered, “Why is finding a close up so hard to do?"
#3.You know what the site spankbang.com is.
#.4You can see a fox with a penis, vagina, 6 full tits, 4 arms, 12 tails and say "seen it"
#5.If seeing someone take 3 feet of male genitals inside them with no pain or blood seems "normal" to you.
#.6If a female can have breasts the size of beach balls and no ass but, walk upright and not fall forward, and as you read this you realized you never once thought #.7about gravity in said images.
#.8If you see a viscous carnivorous wild animal and think, "What would it be like to hug one?”
#.9If you never wondered why folks in furporn don’t scream when a feline licks their genitals with the sandpaper tongues all cats have.
#10.You love drama...alot...like…a whole damn lot...seriously...wtf is wrong with you?!
#11.You just said to yourself, "I don't like drama! It just happens around me!"
#12.Someone says the word "knot" and rope is the LAST thing you think of.
#13.You’ve actually growled in frustration out loud in public.
#14.You’ve actually growled while having sex and/or bitten your partner.
#.15You just thought of your last RP because your mate lives in a different state/country.
#.16You refer to any creature smaller than yourself as a "cock sheath" especially of it’s a fox.
#17.You have fucked a fox in the last 24 hours and you are ok with it.
#18.You haven’t fucked a fox in the 24 hours and you’re not ok with it.
#19You have to repeatedly tell yourself, "Rabbits are friends not food!"
#20You have read Eragon and loved it.
#21.You have read Eragon and wanted to have sex with one of the dragons…
#22.…more than the elf princess.
#23.You have seen someone in a fursuit and even knowing what they really look like, you think the suit still makes them at least 75% cuter.
#24.You can't keep yourself form scratching carpet samples wherever you see them.
#25.You say your straight...but have thought to yourself, "Hmmm that werewolf has a hot ass."
#26.To you, afghan blankets are playthings, not decorations.