Rick: A-Alright *URP* Morty, w-we're gonna have to go to grab the thing Morty!

Morty: Aw, gee Grandpa Rick, you said the same thing last ti---

*Electrical zaps and flashes fill the room, before appears two strange creatures from another universe/dimension*

Krin: Look Nir, I told you that this was just in the movies, there's no such thing as... *Looks around*

Nir: *Grins gleefully* Hehe, tooold ya it would work Krinny!

*Krin and Rick glare at each other*

Krin: What in the hell are you?
Rick: What in the hell are you?

Morty: *Looks over and sweats* I-I uuuhhhh.... Oh jeeze! Why are you guys naked?

Krin: Duh, it's a hot tub, you twerp! How could you not freeball this?
Rick: Duh, it's a *urp* hot tub Morty! How could you not freeball that?

*Both realize they still say about the same thing and exchange glances at each other. Krin crosses his arms*

Krin: Something tells me we're going to have issues, you drunk fuck.

Rick: Yeeeep. Took the words right out of my mouth, you B-Rate character from some retarded basement dweller's stupid imagination.

Krin: That's rich, coming from a character who can't even be drawn with proper pupils.

Rick: You have the same pupils in this dimension too, you dipshit!

Krin: What the hell is that green mucus stuff dripping from your mouth anyways? You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Rick: No, but I kissed your mother's mouth while looking over at you when I'm doing that, to say 'Ricky Ticky Tavi-go fuck yourself bitch!'

[As the argument continues in the background]

Nir: *Looks over at Morty* Hey, you uh, wanna go play video games, or something?

Morty: *Sighs* Yeaah... looks like they'll be at this for awhile. And for pete's sake, let's find you some pants, man! *Shys away from looking at the blatantly naked Nir walking out with Morty*



Nir and Krin (c)
Krinimations

Rick and Morty (c)
Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon

Artwork (c) Sapodelacruz (Fiverr)