Here's our second song, which we performed live at FurFright in 2008.

Despite how well Nobody's Watching Me had worked out for us in 2007, we decided to go with an original song the second time around. At pretty much the last minute, we put together this sketch and song in which the FurFright crowd is addressed by two members of a religious group whose goal it is to 'reform' furries. Sedge is playing the group's founder and 'furless' leader, Christian St. Croix, and I'm playing Edward Massengill, a self-described 'recovering fur' whose fursona was a 'half-dragon, half-narwhal, half-mongoose'.

This performance and recording are by no means perfect, and there are a few parts that make us cringe a bit. The foremost of these is the fact that Sedge's guitar mic wasn't working, and his guitar can barely be heard until :iconbelic-bear:-- that's him introducing us at the beginning, btw-- jumps onstage and rescues us by holding a mic up to Sedge's guitar for the entire remainder of the song (Bear, you totally freaking rock). Sedge and I had considered trying to overdub some guitar onto this recording in an attempt to 'fix' it, but in the end we decided to upload it as is, warts and all. The mistakes aren't that awful, as evidenced by the great audience reaction, as well as the fact that we ended up winning 2nd Place in the Masquerade (which was pretty awesome).

There are a few jokes that lose a little bit of comedic impact without the visual enhancements that went along with them during the live performance. These include:
[list][*] displaying a picture of Eevee from Pokemon at 4:52 seconds into the recording
[*] me looking accusingly at Betelguese, who was on the panel of judges, at 5:11
[*] a sign reading "[b][i]Y[/I][/b]ES, [b][i]I[/I][/b]'M A [b][i]F[/I][/b]ORMER [b][i]F[/I][/b]UR" (pictured in the submission thumbnail) at 5:50
[*] another sign reading "[b]FURFAG[/b] - the [b][i]F[/I][/b]ederation to [b][i]U[/I][/b]nite [b][i]R[/I][/b]ecovering [b][i]F[/I][/b]urs [b][i]A[/I][/b]nd [b][i]G[/I][/b]od" at 6:10[/list]

And that's about all I can think of to say about this. We hope you enjoy it. :)

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P.S.: I'm going to include the lyrics to the song, but please forgive me for not bothering to type out all of our dialogue for the sketch section.



[b]"All Furries Go To Hell"[/b] (7:09)
[i]Music, lyrics and dialogue by Kiffa Kitmouse and Sedge Hare[/i]
[i]Recorded live at FurFright, October 18, 2008


Sedge:[/i]
In the book of Genesis, you may recall a story
About a man named Noah, who achieved eternal glory
[i]Kiffa:[/i]
He built an ark for two of every animal on earth
And not a single one of them could speak, for what it's worth

[i]Sedge:[/i]
But nowadays there is a group that call themselves the furries
And for them, the line between human and animal has become a little blurry
[i]Kiffa:[/i]
These worshippers of false idols gather at conventions
And go online to look at things too horrible to mention

[i]Both:[/i]
But when Jesus makes his return
All you furries are going to burn

Judgment Day is coming soon, so you better listen well
All dogs may go to heaven, but all furries go to hell