Episode 31

"Cookies and Gas Pt. 1" 

By

Furry Sith Lord

Movin in like lightning, 

You never know what they're gonna throw at you, 

Don't give up!

Just Stand Your Ground.

The Fight is Tough, 

But We're Behind you… 

Go, Go, Go, Go,

Power Fur Rangers, 

Go, Go, Go, Go!!! 

In the Evil Lair on the moon, in a hallway the monster Bwian stood with Shark-Finster. A large chocolate chip cookie was handed to Bwian and he greedily ate it. The monster then burped a long and loud burp that smells gassy like being sprayed by a skunk’s foul odor. 

“Interesting, so eating a cookie gives you the special ability to emit foul gas. That could come in useful.” Shark-Finster said.

“Pitiful, pitiful, pitiful, the pit is full, pitiful.” Gollip muttered as he was sitting in a corner playing with his Uncle Buck stuffie. Shark-Finster noticed that he had several broken pieces of monsters scattered in front of the toy. 

“That’s it! You’re through Uncle Buck!” Gollip said as he imitated the voice of The Red The Power Fur Ranger. This made Shark-Finster watch him with interest while Bwian wandered away to find more cookies to eat. 

“I don’t know, he’s too powerful.” Gollip whines as he then imitated the voice of The Black The Power Fur Ranger. 

“Gollip? What are you playing with?” Shark-Finster asked. 

“My toys that I collected. These are the remaining fragments of The Twisted Rangers.” Gollip replied. 

“May I see them?” Shark-Finster asked and Gollip shrugged and handed the fragments to him. Shark-Finster examined them carefully.

“I think with these that there is enough here to combine into a single ranger. I must tell The Evil Emperor about this at once.” He handed the fragments back to Gollip and Gollip went back to playing as the stuffed boy attacked and destroyed the fragments. 

The Evil Emperor sat on his throne with his golden armor gleaming from the light shining on it. His wife sat next to him with her tail coiled up around her. 

“I have interesting news, my lord.” Shark-Finster said and The Evil Emperor focused his dragon eyes to stare at him. 

“What do you have to report?” He asked but his voice held the tone of not really caring. 

“Your new monster, Bwian, has some interesting abilities I discovered. If it eats a cookie then it can spray a gas that smells like a skunk’s spray. Secondly, your pet Gollip has collected fragments of The Twisted Rangers that were destroyed.” 

“So? He always does that.” The Evil Emperor replied with his patience wearing thin. 

“I believe that with those pieces I can combine them into one complete monster that has the power of all six Twisted Rangers. With the powers combined it should be enough to destroy the four last remaining Power Fur Rangers.” Shark-Finster explained. This got the attention of The Evil Emperor. 

“Good. Bwian is just a diversion for now but once we drain the last of The Green The Power Fur Ranger’s powers we can use that Ranger creature to destroy The Power Fur Rangers once and for all.” The Evil Emperor said and he began to laugh. 

The Green The Power Fur Ranger was wrapped up in a cocoon that lay on top of a giant spider web. Tiny spiders were crawling over the cocoon and would drain out small bits of energy from The Green The Power Fur Ranger. He was unaware that anything was happening to him because he was in a coma inside the cocoon. 

In Billy’s Juice Bar Zyler, Lisa, Terri, and Brian sat at a table drinking smoothies as they finished going over their new class schedules. 

“There has been some concern over the fact that no sign of Slash and Ghoul have been seen. I heard that their parents are extremely worried about them.” Brian said as he put away his schedule. 

“Lion’s family reported that their son was made a slave. The school temporarily suspended his learning in the hopes he returns. If he ever returns.” Zyler said.

“LIKE rumor has it that Slash and Ghoul may have been killed in the last monster attack.” Lisa said. 

“You don’t think,” Brian said. 

“Oh my paws, I hope not.” Terri said. “Billy has been besides himself with worry, too.”

“We all have. If anything happened to them then it’s all our fault!” Zyler remarked. The rest nodded their heads in agreement. 

“LIKE what about…Tom?” Lisa asked with her voice filled surprisingly with concern. 

“Nothing from Zolton yet.” Terri replied and the others mumbled concern. 

“This is serious! There are only four of us left. We need to stay together and not get separated because they are looking to pick us off one at a time.” Zyler said. 

“What we need to do is rescue our friends.” Brian said forcefully. The others looked at him as he used his wing to adjust his glasses. Zyler lowered his eyes and Terri was looking at her feet. 

“LIKE how exactly? Every plan we’ve tried has failed.” Lisa replied, matching the forcefulness of Brian. The two stared at each other but remained silent. The group remained depressed but were suddenly started by a voice from one of the televisions displayed inside the juice bar. 

“Breaking News! Monster attack reported at the local park. Just moments ago a group of Dragon Kin appeared and began to wreak havoc.” A reporter said as the screen showed a view of the local park as the Dragon Kin appeared and ran amuck. 

The group casually rose and left the juice bar and crept to the back where they would not be seen. 

“Shabot Ve Sum, Baby” They shouted as they crossed their paws in front of them making ‘X’ shapes then closed their eyes. They quickly opened their eyes as they extended their index and middle fingers as if they were unsheathing claws. They then clasped their paws together as if holding a ball of energy and motioned to pull their paws behind their backs. 

“Power of The Black Power Fur Ranger.” Zyler Shouted.

“Power of The Pink Power Fur Ranger.” Lisa Shouted. 

“Power of The Blue Power Fur Ranger.” Brian shouted.

“Power of The Yellow Power Fur Ranger.” Terri Shouted. They then motioned as if they were throwing the energy like a fireball forward. The rings they wore transformed into a gray colored goo that quickly completely enveloped their bodies. The goo hardened and became their Power Fur Ranger outfits that looked as thin as spandex but stronger than the toughest steel. The helmets they wore had blackened slots where the eyes were so they could see out of it. Their bodies seemed androgynous and the armor made it appear as if they made more muscle mass than they actually had. 

The Power Fur Rangers were transported to the park and the Dragon Kin pointed at them as they began to sing their song.

We got dragon faces

we got dragon teeth

when you hear us 

we’re loud and noisy

We’re former Crows that's tough

We’ve got Dragon Kin Stuff

We’re gonna squash you

Poor little Rangers

they can’t fly, Yeah

We’re gonna get you

Fear the Kin, Fear the Kin

The Kindred Power!!!

The Power Fur Rangers ran at the Kin and forced them to scatter. The Power Fur Rangers dodged as the Kin tried to punch and kick them. One of the Kin picked up a trash can to throw at The Pink Power Fur Ranger but she jumped at him then kicked him while in mid air causing him to rumble with the trash can hitting him. 

“That's what I call taking out the trash.” The Pink Power Fur Ranger remarked. The Black Power Fur Ranger ran behind a tree as one of the Kin chased after him. As the Kin looked around on one side he ran out of the other and kicked winged dragon 

“Reminds me when I was a cub we used to play a game called Kick The Kin” The Black Power Fur Ranger 

“You mean Kick the Can.” The Yellow Power Fur Ranger replied.

“Same difference.  They both have the same intelligence.” The Black Power Fur Ranger replied as he dodged another attack and punched one of the Kin. 

“Cheap shot Rangers!” One of the Kin cried as he was tossed to the ground as The Blue and Pink Power Fur Rangers worked together. 

In the Secret Base of The Power Fur Rangers, The robot Klank adjusted the controls of a computer monitor. The image they watched crackled with static as they saw The Green Power Fur Rangers trapped inside a life sized cocoon with tiny spiders crawling all over it. 

“No, no, no, no, I’ve found The Green Power Fur Ranger but the signal is too weak to lock onto his coordinates.” Klank shouted in panic. Zolton sat in his time displacement orb and adjusted the controls around him that gave him access to the computers outside his orb. Unfortunately he can never leave the orb because he had sat in it for so long that his body would age instantly and he would die. It was the price he had to pay in order to defend the galaxy from the Evil Emperor. 

“Can we boost the signal?” Zolton asked. 

“Negative, I’ve boosted it to the max but we still can’t lock on.” Klank replied. 

“Transport The Blue Power Fur Ranger here because he may know a way.” Zolton ordered.

“But The Blue Power Fur Ranger is currently fighting the Kin.” Klank whined. 

“Pull him away, we need him here.”

“Yes, Zolton.” Klank answered and he adjusted a few controls and The Blue Power Fur Ranger appeared in The Secret Base. Once he arrived he briefly looked around in confusion. 

“What’s going on guys?” The Blue Power Fur Ranger asked. 

“No, no, no, no, we found The Green Power Fur Ranger but the signal is too weak to lock onto him. Klank explained. 

“Can you think of a way to boost the signal?” Zolton asked. The Blue Power Fur Ranger began to adjust the controls on a monitor. 

“We can follow the signal back by piggybacking on it. The trouble is that because the signal is so weak it will take time. It should work.” The Blue Power Fur Ranger said then he instantly transformed back into his regular form. 

In the Evil Lair on the moon, The Evil Emperor watched The Power Fur Rangers as they beat up The Kin. He saw them scramble on the ground then they jumped up high and flew off as their wings spread. 

“Send Bwian to attack them.” The Evil Emperor ordered. The Winged Ape marched out carrying out the orders he was given. A few moments later, Bwian the pig skunk monster was sent to The Gold City Park. 

The Power Fur Rangers dusted themselves as The Kin flew away. A monster appeared that looked like a combination of a pig and a skunk suddenly appeared in front of them. The Power Fur Rangers immediately took up fighting stances. 

“I want a cookie.” Bwian said and The Power Fur Rangers looked at each other in confusion. 

“LIKE only a good… monster gets cookies.” The Pink Power Fur Ranger said. 

“I want a cookie!” Bwian shouted as he appeared to get angry at being told no. 

“So much for diplomacy.” The Power Fur Ranger replied. Bwian charged at them causing The Power Fur Rangers to fight back as they punched and kicked him but their attacks had no effect against his bulk. Bwian punched The Yellow Power Fur Ranger and the force sent her flying into a tree. She struck it and sparks flew everywhere from the impact causing the tree to fall. 

“He’s not playing around.” The Yellow Power Fur Ranger groaned as she tried to stand. 

“I WANT A COOKIE! Bwian screamed so loudly that The Power Fur Rangers had to cover their ears because the volume was so loud. 

“Anyone got a cookie?” The Black Power Fur Ranger asked and the other rangers shrugged. 

“LIKE follow my lead and play along.” The Pink Power Fur Ranger said then she shouted at Bwian. “You want a cookie? Then follow us.” Bwian calmed down slightly and he started to follow her. 

“The Power Fur Rangers.” They telepathically heard the voice of Zolton speaking to them in their mind. “Brian is helping us because we have a weak signal that could lead us to The Green Power Fur Ranger. Try to buy us as much time as you can so that The Evil Emperor doesn’t catch on.” He ordered. 

“Yes, Zolton.” they replied together telepathically. 

“LIKE what kind of a cookie do you want?” The Pink Power Fur Ranger asked Bwian. 

“I want a cookie. Chocolate Chip cookie.” He replied. 

“OK one Chocolate Chip cookie coming up.” The Yellow Power Fur Ranger replied as she helped lead the way. They led him towards the downtown area and when the species saw The Power Fur Rangers and a monster they ran away screaming. 

The Pink Power Fur Ranger walked up to a scared street vender that was selling large sized cookies that looked to be the size of small pizzas. He was a green colored frog and he shook with fear as he tried to hide. 

“One Chocolate Chip cookie, please.” She asked the frog shopkeeper. His flippers shook as he handed her one. 

“Thanks.” She replied. When she turned to face Bwian the frog ran away screaming. The Pink Power Fur Ranger gave the cookie to Bwian and he ate it greedily. He let out a loud burp and The Power Fur Rangers dodged out of the way of the green toxic gas. The gas flew towards a metal street light and when it touched it was instantly corroded. It toppled over as sparks and electricity was everywhere. 

“Yum.” Bwian remarked as The Power Fur Rangers stared at him in disbelief. 

“Is this the best that this worthless monster can do? I thought you said he was powerful!” The Evil Emperor yelled at Shark-Finster causing him to cower. 

“RCL Make my monster grow!!!!” The Evil Emperor growled. In the corner of his throne room sitting on a pedestal was what looked like the head of the former Crow leader wearing a mask to make it look like a Crow’s face. The eyes suddenly glowed red as the magic took effect to bring it to life. 

“As you wish My Lord time to re-energize, re-vive, and en-large your monster. Here we gooo!!!” RCL said and it fired two beans towards the planet that struck the fallen monster. It began to glow as it grew to the side of a skyscraper and roared as its wounds healed.

“Link completed! Now everything the monster feels I’ll feel also!” RCL replied though no one was listening to it. 

“I don’t think we’ll find cookies that big.” The Yellow Power Fur Ranger said. 

“We need The Lightning Zords!” The Power Fur Rangers cried out. Lightning began to form over the secret base of The Power Fur Rangers. The bolts struck the remains of their old zords where the broken parts had been configured to look like rusting statues. 

The lightning had charged the broken remains and instantly transformed them into the Lightning Zords as they shone and gleamed as the lightning charged them. The Power Fur Rangers jumped aboard them. 

“Let’s show this bug the power of lightning.” The Black Power Fur Ranger said. The Red Lion Lightning Zord jumped up high in the air and its legs and tail folded up inside the body while the head lowered to it’s chest area. This formed the body of the Lightning Megazord. The Pink Sparrow Lightning Zord had its head and legs fold up into its body while the wings were spread wide. The wings attached themselves to the back of The Red Lion Body. The Yellow Kangaroo Lightning Zord formed the legs and attached to The Red Lion Body while The Blue Owl Lightning Zord transformed into the arms and attached themselves to The Red Lion Body. 

Finally, The Black Wolf Lightning Zord split in half and its halves transformed into twin Zabuza swords. They spun in circles and they rose above The Lightning Megazord and they landed into the hands of it. The Lightning Megazord landed with a muffled thud and took a step forward as Lightning that was generated from the transformation struck the ground in a brilliant flash of light. 

“Power Fur Rangers. We have found a way to track down The Green Power Fur Ranger. Do your best to keep the fight going because we don’t want The Evil Emperor to learn what we are doing. We need all the time we can get.” Zolton ordered. 

“We’ll do our best Zolton.” The Black Power Fur Ranger said.

“LIKE this is gonna be a long fight.” The Pink Power Fur Ranger said to the others. 

“We’re supposed to pull our punches but has anyone told the monster to do the same? Probably not.” The Yellow Power Fur Ranger said. 

“I just hope The Blue Power Fur Ranger can do everything he can to hurry.” The Black Power Fur Ranger pleaded. 

“I’ve found him!” Brian exclaimed as the computer monitor showed the image of the cocoon on the spider web clearly. 

“Amazing Brian! How soon can we retrieve him?” Zolton asked. 

“That may be difficult because we have a limited window and if we send more than one we’ll lose the signal again.” Brian explained. 

“No,no,no,no, so how do we help the The Green Power Fur Ranger ?” Klamk asked.

“I’ll go, I’m the best one who can navigate and retrieve The Green Power Fur Ranger.” Brian answered. Zolton looked at him sternly but finally nodded in agreement. 

“Very well and let the power protect you.” Zolton said. 

“Shabot Ve Sum, Baby” Brian shouted as he crossed their wings in front of them making ‘X’ shapes then closed his eyes. He quickly opened his eyes as he extended his index and middle fingers as if he was unsheathing claws. He then clasped his wings together as if holding a ball of energy and motioned to pull his wings behind his back. 

“Power of The Blue Power Fur Ranger.” Brian shouted. He then motioned as if he were throwing the energy like a fireball forward. The ring he wore transformed into a gray colored goo that quickly completely enveloped his body. The goo hardened and became his Power Fur Ranger outfit that looked as thin as spandex but stronger than the toughest steel. The helmet he wore had blackened slots where the eyes were so they could see out of it. His body seemed androgynous and the armor made it appear as if he had more muscle mass than what he actually had. 

“I’ll be back as soon as I can.” The Blue Power Fur Ranger said then he adjusted the controls on a computer terminal and he turned into a ball of blue energy that flowed into the computer and began to follow the signal to the location of the giant spider web. 

To Be Continued… 

Go, Go, Go, Go,

Go, Go, Go, Go,

Power Fur Rangers,

Go, Go, Go, Go!