This year's issue of the PONR comic! I decided to go for a prize which to my knowledge hasn't been claimed yet: Creating the first furry vore comic in my native country and language (Romania(n)). I'm actually curious if anyone else beat me to it, which I wouldn't be surprised if somehow they did. And yeah... I'm still a bit of a male tsundere with this vixen, don't take my supposed cries for help too seriously. Also I challenge you to find the artist and submission who inspired me to come up with that joke! Full dialogue translations in both languages:

EN:

- Mr. Ilie: Poor fox. She's probably suffering from hepatic cirrhosis. She shouldn't drink so much tuica (a traditional alcoholic beverage), it's not good for them either.
- Vixen: Oh god Mircea! Are people here really that ignorant about my kind? Pffft! You should be happy I kidnapped you from this place and made you spend the past half decade in my stomach. Not that you aren't or anything.
- Me: God you are so stupid! Don't just stand there: Call the damn ambulance and get me out of here!
- Me (thinking): Thank goodness people can't hear me from in here... and have no idea what's going on either.

RO:

- Dl. Ilie: Saraca vulpe. Probabil sufera de ciroza hepatica. Nu ar trebui sa bea atata tuica, nu le face bine nici lor!
- Vulpe: Oh doamne Mircea! Sunt oamenii de aici chiar atat de ignoranti despre specia mea? Pffft! Ar trebui sa fii fericit ca te-am rapit din locul asta si te-am facut sa petreci ultima jumatate de deceniu în stomacul meu. Nu ca nu ai fi.
- Eu: Doamne cat de prosti sunteti! Nu mai stati acolo: Chemati dracu salvarea si scoteti-ma de aici!
- Eu (în gând): Slava cerului ca lumea nu ma poate auzi de aici... si nu are nici o idee ce se intampla.