(Silver, Nitro, and Tommyfox enter the studio.  Silver's fur is covered in dirt.)

TOMMYFOX:  We're back on time right?

SOMBRA:  No.  The interview starts in about ten minutes.  You guys are so dead.  What happened to Silver?  Or do I even need to ask?

NITRO:  Oh, that.  When we went log riding Silver fell off the first time and rolled down the hill...into a tree.

SILVER:  Yeah...that was...fun...

ANIRO:  I KNEW he would derp!

NITRO:  He did fine after that though.  

TOMMYFOX:  Yeah, we all had a bit of difficulty.  I really hurt my tailbone when I-

ZIGGO:  I'd love to hear your story but we've gotta get going.

SILVER:  Okay, who is the interviewee?

CHARLIE BARKIN:  You're looking at him.

(Silver's fur stands on end)

SILVER:  I'd glomp you, but I need to clean up.  Not looking forward to that...

CHARLIE BARKIN:  Uh...okay...why?

NITRO:  You're his puphood hero.

CHARLIE BARKIN:  Oh.  Well...thanks!  I don't really like glomping though.  Say, who is interviewing me?

SILVER:  Well...you guys all went except for Erik and Ziggo.  Where's Erik anyway?

ANIRO:  I'm afraid that Erik is sick today.

(Erik can be seen at home in bed with a hot water bottle on his head and a thermometer in his mouth)

SILVER:  Ok then, I guess Ziggo is going to interview today.

ZIGGO:  Nope, YOU get your tail out there.  I just got back from Great Lakes Fur Con and I need a rest!

SILVER:  Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?

ZIGGO:  That depends.  How many?

SILVER:  Six.

ZIGGO:  Well...okay, deal.  

SILVER:  Ok, I'll go get the Scooby Snacks.

ANIRO:  Shouldn't you just hold them until the interview is over?

SILVER:  Hmm...I like that >:3

ANIRO:  You would have never figured that out without me, would you?

SILVER:  Nope.

ANIRO:  What goes on in that derpy brain of yours?

SILVER'S BRAIN: *DiddyKongRacingJungleFalls.mp3*

SILVER:  HIT THE ZIPPER, TIPTUP!  HIT THE ZIPPER!

ANIRO:  Oh, dog...

NITRO:  I have no idea what just happened.

SOMBRA:  We're running out of time here...just thought you guys MIGHT wanna know that...

ZIGGO:  Silver, do you have the question cards for me?

SILVER:  Yeah, they're on the cable.

ZIGGO:  The table?

SILVER:  No, the cable.

SOMBRA:  That's weird...I didn't hit him with a newspaper this time.

(Nitro discovers that the cue cards, are, indeed, within the coil of an orange cable on the floor and holds them up.)

SILVER:  There they are.

NITRO:  Oh, yeah, ON the cable, when they are actually-

CHARLIE BARKIN:  Can we get going here?

(Nitro hands the cards over to Ziggo)

ZIGGO:  Thanks, Nitro.

NITRO:  Yepp.  I'll be out recording in a bit.

ZIGGO:  Okay.  C'mon Charlie.

(Ziggo and Charlie leave, and Nitro goes through a door marked, "Audience".)

SILVER:  I need a chili dog.

ANIRO:  You need a bath.

SILVER:  NO!!

ANIRO:  YES.

SILVER:  GRRRRRRRRRRRR...NEVER!!!

ANIRO:  Sniff yourself, you mangy canine.

(Silver...sniffs himself.)

SILVER:  You're right.  I smell like a dumpster.

ANIRO:  Don't you eat out of dumpsters?

SILVER:  I'm not very proud of that.

ANIRO:  Yes you are.

(Ziggo and Charlie walk out onto the stage.)

ZIGGO:  Um...hi.  Welcome to the...sixth episode of Furry Fan interviews.  As Silver requested, no humans are allowed here.

TOAD:  I'M THE BEST!

ZIGGO:  I really don't know what you are, but you're not an anthro animal, so bye-bye.

(Ziggo pushes a button on a remote that launches Toad out of the studio)

TOAD:  AHHwowowowowowowowo!

ANIRO:  Where did that remote send him to?

SILVER:  Another castle.

ZIGGO:  Well now that we got rid of him, let's start the interview.  Today I will be interviewing Charlie Barkin from the All Dogs Go To Heaven franchise.

CHARLIE:  Great to be here!

(Ziggo looks at Silver's question cards)

ZIGGO:  Good to hear!  First question:  What was with this sudden urge for double chili cheese burgers after the first movie?

CHARLIE:  You forgot about the onions and pickles.  Those are important.  To answer your question, I guess I have always had a liking for spicy things.  Spicy things are good. 

ZIGGO:  I know a certain coyote who would agree with you.  Next question:  why was Anne-Marie never mentioned, and why have you never gone to visit her?

CHARLIE:  There was an episode of the TV series where me and Itchy did go to see her, but the executives cut it because there were too many dog-related jokes.

ZIGGO:  That's a shame.  Who are your parents?

CHARLIE:  Burt R. Barkin and Loni Bowzer.  I didn't know them that well, but if you pause the part of the first movie where Annabelle is reading my life book, you can see them.

ZIGGO:  Last question:  Why didn't you know your parents that well?

CHARLIE:  I spent most of my life in the streets of New Orleans.  They abandoned me when I was a puppy for reasons that I don't know.

ZIGGO:  Aww.  Can I give you a hug after the interview?

CHARLIE:  Sure :3

ZIGGO:  Time for audience questions.  Seat 666.

BELLADONNA (FROM THE ADGTH TV SERIES):  Say, Chucky, would you like to journey to the dark side?

CHARLIE:  What part of "no" didn't you understand?

BELLADONA: Aww...

ZIGGO:  Seat 53.

RYAN (from MOTION IN THE OCEAN):  Why did you end up with Sasha even though you had a relationship with Flo in the first movie?

CHARLIE:  What?!  That was my sister!  She found me not long after I met Itchy.

ZIGGO:  Seat 9.

DEVLIN MISKI (from OUT OF POSITION):  Have you ever thought that life is just a big football game?

CHARLIE: ...

ZIGGO:  Seat 20.

EXILE (from ROAD ROVERS):  How did you meet your comrade Itchy?

CHARLIE:  I found him not long after I started the casino with Carface.  He had lost all of his bones playing blackjack.  Usually, I wouldn't care.  But he just looked so sad and then he told me he didn't have anybody to go home to.  So I decided to keep him at the casino, and soon he told me that he was good at blueprints and mechanics, so I got him a job as a technical worker of the casino, fired the old worker, and we have been friends ever since.  He does have some...tendencies though...

ITCHY:  AIDIGIGIAHH!!!

CHARLIE:  What was that?

ITCHY:  I have...no idea.  Short legs!  SHORT LEGS!

ZIGGO:  ...okay, this one and then we're done!  Seat 12.

WOLFRUN (from SMILE PRECURE!):  Why did you give away your bad ways?

CHARLIE:  Why not?  Anne-Marie needed me to save her.  That was more important than my own life.

EVERYONE IN THE THEATER:  D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

ANIRO:  Why is there a 'd'awww' moment almost every interview?

SILVER:  I dunno.  I guess it's because we're furries.

ZIGGO:   I think I'll give you that hug now!

(Ziggo hugs Charlie)

CHARLIE:  Aww, thanks.

ZIGGO:  You're welcome!

CHARLIE: :3

ZIGGO:  The heck with it.  One more question!  Seat 80.

HEATHCLIFF:  Why was your character completely redone in the sequel and the series that followed?

CHARLIE:  Executive meddling.  But they didn't COMPLETELY change my character.  If you really listen to "It's too Heavenly Here", you'll hear lines like "what good's a hustler without a scam" and "I may have done the crime but I can't do the time".  And in the first episode of the series, I fail to do a mission and Annabelle asks me why I failed, and I say "I was framed".  "I was framed" was a line I said in the first movie to Carface when he tells me "you are a dog with a record".  And Annabelle comes back with "Oh.  THAT'S a good one!" in the first episode of the series.

ANNABELLE:  We know everything.

CHARLIE:  What's my birthday?

ANNABELLE:  September 13th.

CHARLIE:  Wow...

SILVER:  Oh my Akela...MINE TOO! :3

ANIRO:  Seriously?!

SILVER:  Yup yup!

ANNABELLE:  The coyote backstage does indeed have the same birthday.

ZIGGO:  Well...that's all the time we have!  Thank you so much, Charlie!

CHARLIE:  No problem.

ZIGGO:  See you all next time!

(Later, in the prep room...)

SILVER:  So there's only one of our crew left who has yet to interview...

ANIRO:  And it's Erik!

SILVER:  You all have done great.  Much better than me, actually!

TOMMYFOX:  What makes you say that?

SILVER:  THE ARWING EXPLO-

TOMMYFOX:  Oh yeah!

(Tommyfox giggles.)

SOMBRA:  You also had that music box thing that exploded.

SILVER:  Oh yeah!  Heh.  It was originally gonna blast Renard Queenston music.

ANIRO:  Oh, dog...

SILVER:  Sombra still did a heck of a job beating me with a newspaper...

SOMBRA:  Well...my work here is done. :3

(Sombra laughs.)

NITRO:  My interview was AWSHUM!

ANIRO:  We all know why...

SILVER:  Too bad that part was censored.

NITRO:  Yepp.

ZIGGO:  I thought I had a lot of fun out there!

SILVER:  You all did great!  I'll bet there's nothing to spoil this moment!

(An anvil falls on Silver's tail.)

SILVER:  SSSSSSSSON OF A MOTHER YI-

(Silver says some words not fit for print.)

SOMBRA:  This is getting weird...again...

ANIRO:  Wait, Silver, you still haven't taken a bath!

(Silver's eyes widen and he runs out of the room while Aniro chases him.)

SILVER:  YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIIIIIIIIIVE!!!

ANIRO:  YOU...ARE...SUCH...A...DERP!!!

NITRO:  Happy tails.

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