OH DEAR GOD! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

You just startled it! Do not panic! Recite the S'Fyrr'i invocation several times to let it know you are friendly and not edible!

*posts a sign* Don't feed the tentacles. They will rape you.

He just wants to play!

Hello beasty... ( instant g got reminded of pirates of the caribean as soon as I saw this picture :P )

*tosses a leg of lamb into that mouth*

"What's that? Timmy fell into the well again?!"

I... actually think it's rather adorable. :D *hugs it*

Let him sing you the song of his people.

Well that's what ya get for reading from the Necronomicon! Big freaky tentacle monster from Yoggoth!

Translation: "Kiss me you fool!"

Say it, don't spray it.

*rappels down with a Spec Ops team* Terribly sorry for the trouble sir. It would appear that Cindy has snuck out again from the research lab just over the hill.

*attaches collar and leash to Cindy* Come on Cindy. You already had someone to have sex with. Come along now and you can have him again before supper.

I shall hug him and squeeze him and call him George. ^-^

LMAO