Lol! Reminds me of the Walt Disney bit on Robot Chicken. "ELIAN!!!" 5/5

Did you happen to grab the name off of the video game name generator? I have a couple of ideas if you wanna take a whack:

1) Dance Dance Demon Romance!
2) BudgetSoft Presents: Llama Conspiracy
3) Terrible Platypus vs. Street Fighter

How about:
1.) Resident Evil: Master of Unlocking. (Not a video game per se, more like a Resident Evil board game.)
2.) Capcom vs. SNL (The matchups are endless- Ryu and Ken vs. the Blues Brothers (or Hanz and Franz, if you prefer), E. Honda vs. Chris Farley in his Chippendale suit, Blanka vs. Mr. Peepers, Sakura vs. Molly Shannon and best of all a Samurai Showdown between Haohmaru and Jim Belushi's Samurai.)
3. French Army Men: Calling on the Stupid Americans to Win All Your Battles
4. The Legend of Zelda fitzgerald. (Your dream of having/being a trophy wife who spends all the money on useless junk is finally realized. And when you write the Great Gatsby is all up to you.)

I almost died laughing when I saw this XD

Wassss he bitten by a Radioactive Crab??!! How'sss thissss??!! The Amazing Jack Nicholson Crab Man!!!! With great power!! Comesss a bad case of the crabssss!!!! Heh!! Heh!! Heh!!!! RUN GIRLSSSSS!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVESSSSSS!!!! HE'LL GIVE ALL OF
YOU THE CRABSSSS!!!!!!!!