Terrain Talk Pt. 27 (probably) – Epic Manufactorium

Christmas has been and gone – and quite a long way by this point – but having gone a little crazy with the catering, both the other half and I have been munching our way through festive snacks for the last several weeks now.

And the best thing about Christmas snacks? Well, for a wargamer with a keenly developed sense of thrift – the packaging.

What we have here is the packaging insert from a pack of Bailey’s chocolate fingers – a most sinister invention, being yummily moreish but also infuse with just enough alcohol to get you gently pissed, making it physically impossible to eat just one.. this particular box lasted just under ten minutes and almost provoked violence over who got the last one.

Nonetheless, after I’d talked Louise into putting the knife down, I was left with a Very Interestingly Shaped Piece Of Crap, which I duly mounted on some leftover ePVC as a base, glued in place with some UHU, bevelled the edges and primed grey.

As you can see, we essentially have three factory buildings joined together with seriously heavy duty pipes and each one sporting a helipad – having primed grey, I splodged heavily thinned yellow and brown paint over the top, gave the whole thing a thin black wash when dry, and then applied a light (ish) bone drybrush – yep, we’re leopard spotting again!

The pipes got a gunmetal coating and you can see a few accent details picked out hither and yon, along with landing markers on the helipads and a bit of sponge chipping on the bit of packaging that got squashed – that’ll be battle damage then, or the consequences of Imperial austerity…

I painted the base brown and layered up the flocks and dried earth/ cement dust before sealing the whole thing with watered down PVA and hitting it with some varnish – and there we have it, a cracking little objective piece for the next time Waagh-Bozzhog give Hazzard a call, or indeed for the next phase in our ongoing alt-hist Star Wars saga…

So, pics to wind up:

As always, stay thrifty, Slava Ukraini

The Greatest Game Ever! HeroQuest Mission 4, “Prince Magnus’ Gold”

January is a bleak, miserable month and this one has so far been no exception – so when it’s dark and freezing outside, makes sense to descend down into the bowels of a nice warm dungeon, particularly when a friendly nobleman tells you about a nice chap called Magnus (who clearly did nothing wrong) who wuz ROBBED and now his gold is residing down in a basement occupied by all manner of Orcs, Goblins and Fimirs – all no doubt harbouring dangerous far right opinions and probably incels – and if we get it back for him you can totally have some unless you’d prefer payment in crypto.

Well, we’re in – but before Willy, Brian, Dave & Eric descended into the depths, it was time to go shopping and blow some of the gold the lads had earned on previous missions.

Brian the Barbarian was first up – as our main point man, he had taken quite a kicking in the last couple of missions, so perhaps some upgrades to the furry pants & Ugg boots were in order… a shield and helmet were duly procured (and hopefully they’ll help him keep warm too) as well as a staff to help him belt any nasties who come at him diagonally. Dave the Dwarf got the same equipment as these two take care of most of the combat, but Eric the Elf got a helmet and Willy got a staff just in case any critters got a bit too close!

Thusly tooled up, the lads downed a few shots of meade and descended to action..

Into the depths we go…
What’s behind Door Number 1? Goblins, that’s what!
Brian quickly dispatches the little sods, and leads the lads down a dark passageway…
Oi oi, Orc ahoy…
But Brian, newly tooled up with all his bling, is a BEAST!
All that tramping down a long corridor for what – just more Orcs??
Apologies for the “arty” camera angle – suffice it say Brian dispatches the opposition with barely a scratch, before falling down a great big ‘ole and losing a Body point
Willy the Wizard searches for treasure – and finda a Fimir! Presumably he’d been having a kip under the table and was not impressed having his nap disturbed..
Willy’s new helmet comes in handy, just saving from an absolute battering from the scary greenskin – Dave & Brian to the rescue, Brian’s new staff coming in handy as it lets him attack diagonally
Meanwhile, Eric The Elf takes point and quickly finds trouble!
“Side by side with a friend..”
Dave The Dwarf is first into the next room – and there’s a reception committee
Dave quickly downs the first Goblin, protesting that he had the situation perfectly in hand as Brian charges in to finish off the other one
Eric boots the door open and leads the team into the next room, swiftly dispatching another Orc as he does so
Seemingly at a dead end – “Do we let Willy search for treasure again?” “Oi lads, I found this door…”
The lads aren’t slow to find trouble again…
The path to central keep looks clear…
“You had to open the door…”
The lads burst in all (metaphorical) guns blazing – Willy casting “Fire Of Wrath” to down the Fimir, leaving Brian to face off aginst the Chaos Warrior!
Bet that helmet’s coming in handy
Willy & Eric turn to magic, Ball Of Flame taking down an Orc and Genie knocking some Body Points off the Chaos Warrior, allowing Brian to administer coup de grace as Dave gets stuck in to the remaining Orc!
And there’s the gold! Brian knocks back a quick Potion Of Healing after getting a nasty stubbed toe trying to kick the Chaos Warrior in the armoured knackers and the lads shoulder the loot, to bring it back to its rightful (we assume) owner!

And nobody let Willy search for treasure.

So there we have it, we leave our heroes 200 gold coins richer, with a few scars and tales to tell down Ye Olde Dog & Bucket – what’s up next for our plucky adventurers? Stay tuned!

Stay thrifty and Slava Ukraini