Please pass this to every person you know, every MySpace account, every Face Book account you happen to possess!!
I have just discovered that my cousin Roger Dunn from North Carolina is a homosexual pedophilic predator. Which means he has sex with underaged boys. This man is a standing figure in his community, a deacon in his church and also has a wife, son and two small grandchildren who were previously unaware of his activities.
He has betrayed his family's trust and confidence by these unforgivable actions and has rendered at least two young men horrifically scarred by his disgusting practices.
And, because of this monster's careful planning, he will never be tried in a court of his peers for his crimes. Instead, he will remain free and continue to practice these vile acts on other unsuspecting teenagers whose trust and confidence he has gained.
Current Location: at home, for once.
Bitch level: 
inarticulately enraged
Noise: Natalie on the phone