{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka","title":"Bye Bye Symphony;","subtitle":"You were the soundtrack to my life","author":{"name":"s h o t s o f v o d k a"},"link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"service.feed","type":"application\/x.atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom","title":"Bye Bye Symphony;"}}],"updated":"2011-03-21T16:06:51Z","entry":[{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:31896","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/31896.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=31896"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-03-21T16:06:51Z","updated":"2011-03-21T16:06:51Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/49576937361899520\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Sun, 17:03<\/em><\/a>: On behalf of Fobo, Fobo tweets :Night-night. I learned this word today.\"night-night\" <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Kawaii_pet\" title=\"#Kawaii_pet\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Kawaii_pet<\/a> <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\/status\/49459188497268736\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Sun, 18:12<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sexstrology<\/a>: Gemini never has ordinary sex. Sex always has a twist or turn to it. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\/status\/49346977862914048\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Sun, 18:12<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sexstrology<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Aquarius\" title=\"#Aquarius\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Aquarius<\/a> collect unusual and strange friends. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\/status\/49343770063405056\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Sun, 18:13<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sexstrology<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Gemini\" title=\"#Gemini\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Gemini<\/a> knows the power of words. Expect them to leave horny voicemails or texts just to keep you interested. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\/status\/49191879459344385\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Sun, 18:13<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sexstrology<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Gemini\" title=\"#Gemini\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Gemini<\/a>'s desires change like the weather <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/49627277692112896\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Sun, 20:23<\/em><\/a>: Thanks for fucking it up. <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:31636","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/31636.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=31636"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-03-20T16:05:46Z","updated":"2011-03-20T16:05:46Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/49282442552557568\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Sat, 21:33<\/em><\/a>: Gone bbl <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:31484","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/31484.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=31484"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-03-19T16:05:54Z","updated":"2011-03-19T16:05:54Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/48858441330077697\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Fri, 17:28<\/em><\/a>: Mad, annoyed, sick. Yay. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/48902953028960256\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Fri, 20:25<\/em><\/a>: Feels sadly different. For the best anyway. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/48916374193573888\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Fri, 21:19<\/em><\/a>: Really fucking disgusted. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/48983265083789312\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Sat, 01:44<\/em><\/a>: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/haydencake\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">haydencake<\/a> is a fagget and should come online~ <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:31011","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/31011.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=31011"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-03-17T16:06:07Z","updated":"2011-03-17T16:06:07Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\/status\/48184547082379264\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Wed, 21:22<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sexstrology<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Gemini\" title=\"#Gemini\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Gemini<\/a> is known for their ultra-extreme raunchy sex talk on twitter and in the bedroom <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\/status\/48255404622360576\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Thu, 06:02<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sexstrology<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Gemini\" title=\"#Gemini\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Gemini<\/a> are able to talk to anyone. They have no social fear. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\/status\/48233083757002752\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Thu, 06:02<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sexstrology<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Aquarius\" title=\"#Aquarius\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Aquarius<\/a> are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most sexually inventive of all the signs. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\/status\/48145105420423168\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Thu, 06:03<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sexstrology<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Aquarius\" title=\"#Aquarius\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Aquarius<\/a> --&gt; The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\/status\/48079747560906752\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Thu, 06:03<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sexstrology<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Gemini\" title=\"#Gemini\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Gemini<\/a> can be duplicitous. Why turn down a pair of horny twins? <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\/status\/47884295456571393\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Thu, 06:03<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sexstrology<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Aquarius\" title=\"#Aquarius\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Aquarius<\/a> can be very serious. Serious about teasing you until you beg for it. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\/status\/47881507204898817\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Thu, 06:03<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sexstrology<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Gemini\" title=\"#Gemini\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Gemini<\/a> are quite intelligent. They can see you need them to play \u201cDoctor\u201d and have already \u201cscrubbed up.\u201d <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:30919","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/30919.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=30919"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-03-16T16:26:38Z","updated":"2011-03-16T16:26:38Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/47779688986312704\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Tue, 18:02<\/em><\/a>: Really disappointed. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ZodiacFacts\/status\/47874612813496320\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Wed, 05:51<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ZodiacFacts\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">ZodiacFacts<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23ZodiacFacts\" title=\"#ZodiacFacts\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#ZodiacFacts<\/a> With a <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Gemini\" title=\"#Gemini\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Gemini<\/a>, Your every move will be analyzed and judged. So be careful when going to war with one. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\/status\/47843431636156416\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Wed, 05:53<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sexstrology<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Gemini\" title=\"#Gemini\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Gemini<\/a> are quite inquisitive. They want to know all the ways to get you to beg for more. That is what the box under th ... <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\/status\/47772074252566528\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Wed, 05:53<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sexstrology<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Gemini\" title=\"#Gemini\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Gemini<\/a> signs are often bright in the head. Dont try to pull anything on a Gemini--they're quick. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\/status\/47740918958260224\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Wed, 05:53<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sexstrology<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Gemini\" title=\"#Gemini\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Gemini<\/a> are sometimes hesitant. They may have a hard time choosing between the riding crop and the paddle. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\/status\/47536815720247297\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Wed, 05:54<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sexstrology<\/a>: I\u2019ve never met an ugly <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Libra\" title=\"#Libra\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Libra<\/a> <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\/status\/47503597398798336\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Wed, 05:54<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sexstrology<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Gemini\" title=\"#Gemini\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Gemini<\/a> hates contracts <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:30580","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/30580.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=30580"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-03-15T16:06:07Z","updated":"2011-03-15T16:06:07Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\/status\/47443201065353216\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Mon, 20:59<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sexstrology<\/a>: Dating a <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Gemini\" title=\"#Gemini\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Gemini<\/a>? I hope you like a challenge. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Haydencake\/status\/47514180890271744\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Tue, 02:39<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Haydencake\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Haydencake<\/a>: Watching Jennifer's Body with three straight dudes. This movie sucks. Help. <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:30370","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/30370.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=30370"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-03-14T16:05:53Z","updated":"2011-03-14T16:05:53Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ZodiacFacts\/status\/47059626579066880\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Sun, 20:16<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ZodiacFacts\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">ZodiacFacts<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23ZodiacFacts\" title=\"#ZodiacFacts\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#ZodiacFacts<\/a> In relationships <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Geminis\" title=\"#Geminis\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Geminis<\/a> have the \u201cact now, explain later\u201d policy. <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:30104","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/30104.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=30104"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-03-13T17:05:51Z","updated":"2011-03-13T17:05:51Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/46722464893509633\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Sat, 19:01<\/em><\/a>: Kinda mad rn. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/46723587398320128\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Sat, 19:05<\/em><\/a>: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Haydencake\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Haydencake<\/a> is a fagget. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/46853487245529089\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Sun, 04:41<\/em><\/a>: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Haydencake\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Haydencake<\/a> why do people beer? I'm not sure, Hayden. You tell me. You're so drunk xD <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:29740","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/29740.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=29740"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-03-12T17:05:47Z","updated":"2011-03-12T17:05:47Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/46301521696145408\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Fri, 15:08<\/em><\/a>: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Haydencake\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Haydencake<\/a> check your email <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\/status\/46309496951283713\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Fri, 15:47<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sexstrology<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Gemini\" title=\"#Gemini\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Gemini<\/a> never feels content. They always want just a little bit more! <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/genderfork\/status\/46254163805487104\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Fri, 15:49<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/genderfork\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">genderfork<\/a>: I think I'm a girl who wants to be a boy who wants to be a girl. <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:29644","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/29644.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=29644"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-03-10T17:06:24Z","updated":"2011-03-10T17:06:24Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/45675530112086016\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Wed, 21:41<\/em><\/a>: Worry when a girl stops caring, not when she cares too much. <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:29270","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/29270.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=29270"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-03-08T17:06:10Z","updated":"2011-03-08T17:06:10Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/PurseBlog\/status\/44951351087734784\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Mon, 21:49<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/PurseBlog\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">PurseBlog<\/a>: Since we are nearing 30,000 followers, it is time for a giveaway! We will giveaway a $100 Visa Giftcard @ 30k. RT + follo ... <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/44953763903062016\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Mon, 21:53<\/em><\/a>: D: <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ZodiacFacts\/status\/44952294663524352\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Mon, 23:58<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ZodiacFacts\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">ZodiacFacts<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23ZodiacFacts\" title=\"#ZodiacFacts\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#ZodiacFacts<\/a> If you want to know how a <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Gemini\" title=\"#Gemini\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Gemini<\/a> feels about love you should not listen to what he or she says but rather ... <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\/status\/45010069804417024\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Tue, 04:45<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Sexstrology\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sexstrology<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Gemini\" title=\"#Gemini\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">#Gemini<\/a> is not a fan of written proof. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/45059510909407232\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Tue, 04:53<\/em><\/a>: Idk if I can do this. <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:29045","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/29045.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=29045"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-03-07T17:06:06Z","updated":"2011-03-07T17:06:06Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/44624257661157377\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Mon, 00:03<\/em><\/a>: could really use some sleep right noww. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/44697900483223552\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Mon, 04:56<\/em><\/a>: Somewhere we went wrong, we were once so strong. Our Love is like is a song, you can't forget it. <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:28919","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/28919.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=28919"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-03-03T17:06:14Z","updated":"2011-03-03T17:06:14Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/43154909343916032\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Wed, 22:45<\/em><\/a>: Can't wait to sleep tonight. <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:28456","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/28456.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=28456"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-03-02T17:11:44Z","updated":"2011-03-02T17:11:44Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/42740817701519360\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Tue, 19:19<\/em><\/a>: Has a really bad feeling. <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:28214","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/28214.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=28214"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-03-02T01:36:11Z","updated":"2011-03-02T01:36:11Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/42497351268564993\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Tue, 03:12<\/em><\/a>: A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Haydencake\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Haydencake<\/a> <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/42614791986094081\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Tue, 10:58<\/em><\/a>: Feels like shes lost you. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/42740817701519360\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Tue, 19:19<\/em><\/a>: Has a really bad feeling. <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:27746","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/27746.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=27746"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-02-24T17:23:19Z","updated":"2011-02-24T17:23:19Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/40798879406505984\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Thu, 10:43<\/em><\/a>: In bed <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:27623","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/27623.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=27623"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-02-23T17:27:34Z","updated":"2011-02-23T17:27:34Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/40229819925004288\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Tue, 21:01<\/em><\/a>: Law and orderrrrrr svuuu plz. <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:27203","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/27203.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=27203"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-02-22T17:37:16Z","updated":"2011-02-22T17:37:16Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/39813029344321537\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Mon, 17:25<\/em><\/a>: Brb~ <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:27018","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/27018.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=27018"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-02-20T17:22:04Z","updated":"2011-02-20T17:22:04Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/39078381878386690\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Sat, 16:46<\/em><\/a>: why am i watching twilight D: <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/39099889375772672\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Sat, 18:11<\/em><\/a>: showering <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:26668","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/26668.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=26668"}}],"title":"tumblr","published":"2011-02-20T00:06:04Z","updated":"2011-02-20T00:06:04Z","content":"...I have a tumblr now. <br \/><br \/><br \/>If anyone has one, add me and I'll add you back! <br \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">http:\/\/shotsofvodka.tumblr.com\/<\/span>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:26545","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/26545.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=26545"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-02-19T17:07:03Z","updated":"2011-02-19T17:07:03Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/38701094062403584\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Fri, 15:47<\/em><\/a>: didn't realize I forgot something, until now. but what i forgot, wasn't something I could easily get back. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/38752091195449345\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Fri, 19:09<\/em><\/a>: RT and Follow @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/PurseBlog\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">PurseBlog<\/a> & @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ElleFowler\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">ElleFowler<\/a> to win one of 8 @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Coach\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Coach<\/a> Wristlets! INFO to enter: <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/e5U9EG\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/e5U9EG<\/a> <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/38786845290532864\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Fri, 21:27<\/em><\/a>: Needs an out. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/38787229434384386\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Fri, 21:29<\/em><\/a>: Time to play some music to drown out the bitching. @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/foxy_shazam\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">foxy_shazam<\/a> &lt;3 <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/JoshRamsay\/status\/38785751114203136\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Fri, 21:58<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/JoshRamsay\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">JoshRamsay<\/a>: In lockup with french canadian and landlord. Both drunk and pantless. Word leaks to press, career in shambles and contov ... <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:25970","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/25970.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=25970"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-02-14T17:40:22Z","updated":"2011-02-14T17:40:22Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Haydencake\/status\/36942371845308416\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Sun, 19:27<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Haydencake\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Haydencake<\/a>: \"I love how we both hate Fall Out Boy, but we both know the lyrics to all their songs.\" <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:25609","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/25609.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=25609"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-02-13T17:06:06Z","updated":"2011-02-13T17:06:06Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Haydencake\/status\/36555896201031680\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Sat, 18:16<\/em><\/a>: RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Haydencake\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Haydencake<\/a>: Tattoo finally almost done! Ty @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">oliverdigits<\/a>, @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/michaelpiess\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">michaelpiess<\/a> and @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/agolibere\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">agolibere<\/a> :3 <a href=\"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/3z4e35\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/twitpic.com\/3z4e35<\/a> <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/36615898831785984\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Sat, 21:41<\/em><\/a>: Bored out of my fucking mind. <\/li> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/36696460003119104\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Sun, 03:01<\/em><\/a>: fuck bitches. <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:25422","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/25422.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=25422"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-02-11T17:21:06Z","updated":"2011-02-11T17:21:06Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/35866893122277377\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Thu, 20:05<\/em><\/a>: Going to teds with the ho @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Haydencake\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Haydencake<\/a>. Last day I hang out with a teenager, almost sad. <\/li> <\/ul>"},{"id":"urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:shotsofvodka:25105","link":[{"@attributes":{"rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/25105.html"}},{"@attributes":{"rel":"self","type":"text\/xml","href":"https:\/\/shotsofvodka.livejournal.com\/data\/atom\/?itemid=25105"}}],"title":"My tweets","published":"2011-02-10T17:05:57Z","updated":"2011-02-10T17:05:57Z","category":{"@attributes":{"term":"twitter"}},"content":"<ul> <li> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/oliverdigits\/status\/35623617844748288\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>Thu, 03:58<\/em><\/a>: Sometimes, I wish I had a video camera just so I can tape @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Haydencake\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Haydencake<\/a> when he has his mini little nerd freak outs D: <\/li> <\/ul>"}]}