Jesus H. almighty Christ on a Vespa was this evening ever ludicrous.

It is football season on OSU campus! This means that attempting to navigate my way home after work was like traveling against traffic on the pilgrimage to the fucking Mecca!

Which is exactly how they view it, mind you. It is a religious obsession. I was shouted at from a car window for not wearing scarlet and gray. I understand that it is their hobby and they get invested, but perhaps they would like to visit www.giveafuck.com and register their names to win a voucher for one free rat's ass, because I don't seem to have any on hand!

*deep breaths*

Okay, sorry. God. I need a sandwich, a beer, a shower, and a reason not to open my mouth under it and inhale until I mercifully drown.