runic_binary 😟disappointed

Listens: Brandi Carlile - The Story

My mom makes me buy her crap off TV. I'm such an enabler.

Product review: ShamWow does not work.

I have an incontinent dachshund and a little brother who spills soda incessantly. I think I've had to clean up enough mess in the past three days to collect an accurate testing sample. I mean, it can hold a lot of liquid, but it doesn't work near as well as it says it's supposed to.

Of course, it could just be that machine washing it first like it advises makes all difference, and I'm doing that now, so. Updates at 11.

By the way, some dude from the local jail called yesterday. I think it said his name was Hank, but I didn't take it because I don't know a Hank or anyone whose name sounds like Hank. I assume it was a wrong number. There's a "block calls from this facility" option and I took it in case it wasn't a wrong number and he's trying to scam me like that dude on the news or something, but now it occurs to me that if my brother gets arrested, he's shit out of luck. Oh well.