Nimo Takusan Kangae

Gashi soshite aisatsu, everyone. Sumimasen for my absentee status during the past few days, but I've been so absorbed in my manuscript that I just can't stop writing! (And it's all thanks to me, Takusan Kangae!) Takusan, may I ask you something? (Hai.) I really apreciate all the inspiration, it's been a big help- (Arigatou, Sasori, that really-) -BUT WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME TIME FOR ANYTHING ELSE?! (Whoa, calm down! What's the problem?!) I don't have any free time, that's what's the problem! I have exams coming up! I have a family! It's almost summer! You know all that! What's wrong with you?! (Hey, do you want me to do my job or don't you?!) *Sigh* Takusan, do you know how you got your name? (Well...Takusan Kangae means Many Ideas in Japanese, so I assumed it's because I give you ideas.) Not quite. You see, I named you Many Ideas because you either give me many ideas or NONE AT ALL! I can go months on end without a single peep from the Ideas Department, but one day I turn around and BOOM! The inbox is overflowing with unused inspiration! (Hey, it's not my fault! There are only two of us in the ID. It's not easy to keep track of all the information, especially considering how cluttered it is in your brain!) That has nothing to do with me! Kumori Shuga is in charge of that sector, and it's her job to keep it clean. All the junk back there is the result of a poorly organized subconscious, something that is clearly not under my control! (I don't get it, Sasori. Why don't you just fire Kumori? She drives everybody in the brain crazy, including me!) Takusan, can't fire her. I didn't even have direct contact with Kumori until I was 14 when she showed up in my dreams! (You should've known you were in trouble then, huh?) Tell me about it. I was wandering around somewhere in the cerebelum and she just walked right out in front of me! She waltzed right out of the medulla oblongata and into plain view! The subconscious isn't supposed to do that! (She still can't find the back door out of the cerebrum. I'm not surprised she cut through the optic nerve during dreamtime.) Well, at least you know your way around my mind by now, huh? (Somebody better, because you sure as heck don't!) *Long, dangerous pause* (I really shouldn't have said that.) Gee, ya think? *Charges Takusan with Webster's Unabridged* (Well, I guess we'll see you next time here at Sasori's Rock! HELP!)

Aikou kara Sasori!