Remember when I said I was making a playlist? Yo.
01. Pure Imagination - Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
02. All You Need Is Hate - The Delgados
03. My Evil Plan To Save The World - Five Iron Frenzy
04. One More Robot - The Flaming Lips
05. Bitch - Pain
06. White and Nerdy - Weird Al Yankovic
07. Manipulate - Freezepop
08. The Wrong Company - Flogging Molly
09. Mistress - Disturbed
10. Bartender - Rehab
11. Blood - My Chemical Romance
Welcome to Superjail: 01. Pure Imagination - Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
"Hello there! You're in Superjail. I'm the Warden, and you're a criminal!"
We'll begin with a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see will defy
Explanation
The dystopian future: 02. All You Need Is Hate - The Delgados
"People of the former planet Earth: under the Freedom of Attainment Act, you are now all free citizens of the nation of Superjail, and property of me!"
This was how I won the west
Charity, a joke that friendly cities think that we believe
Or so it seems
We kicked and punched and stabbed to death
And everyone applauded my fine actions, I was overcome
The Warden: 03. My Evil Plan To Save The World - Five Iron Frenzy
"When my father the prison mogul left me his legacy, I swore to perfect the art of incarceration! But the world is not ready for my methods, so I went outside the system, and I created Superjail!"
I have an evil plan to save the world for every man,
And I think it's better than the way it's being run.
Oh, the groundwork's laid,
No, don't be afraid,
I'm sure that I can fix it,
When I figure out the physics.
Jailbot: 04. One More Robot - The Flaming Lips
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Unit three thousand twenty one is warming
Makes a humming sound
When its circuits duplicates emotion
And a sense of coldness detaches
As it tries to comfort your sadness
One more robot learns to be
Something more than a machine
When it tries the way it does
Makes it seem like it's in love
Alice: 05. Bitch - Pain
"Don't worry. This'll hurt worse than it tastes."
You look so good when you're all tied up
I might let you go down when I'm done
Why this sad face?
You don't have to be ashamed
Let's seal it with a kiss and end this game
I'm not looking for love
I just need another slave
Jared: 06. White and Nerdy - Weird Al Yankovic
"Sorry. No nerds allowed."
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
The Twins: 07. Manipulate - Freezepop
"The Warden is up to something. We'd better investigate."
You tell just half the truth
You're pulling strings and pushing buttons
Wheels are turning in your head
I know that you are up to something
In your mind a plan is hatching
Behind your innocent disguise
Jackknife: 08. The Wrong Company - Flogging Molly
"Rarr!"
Well I fell into prison 'bout a quarter to three
Where I found in my cell a glass waiting for me
So I filled what was empty and I pulled up a stool
But he stood in the corner, the old devil wouldn't move
The Mistress: 09. Mistress - Disturbed
"I'm the Mistress, head of Ultraprison, the best prison known to man!"
Stand on the brink of my own demise
Fallen again for another
Mistress of burden to idolize
Hoping that one of them will decide
To let me in
My Mistress
The Prisoners: 10. Bartender - Rehab
"It's a drag I know, but there's only one place to go: I'm coming home."
And now I am going back again
Back to the pen to see my friends
When we all pile off that county van
They'll ask me where I've been
Mayhem and carnage: 11. Blood - My Chemical Romance
"We're free...to kill!"
I can't control myself because I don't know how
And they love me for it honestly, I'll be here for a while
So give them blood, blood, gallons of the stuff
Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough
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