Amarini Kawaii Follows The Yellow Brick Road

Gashi soshite aisatsu, everyone. Sumimasen about the whispering, I'm hiding out from two muses with a mind to inflict bodily harm on me. Shh, maybe if we're all quiet, they won't find me. (Ahem.) AAHHH! Alright, who sneezed?! Like, where exactly have you been? I was out spending quality time with my family, thank you very much! (Is that so?) Hai, that's so! (Oh. Sumimasen.) Hey, Sasori? Like, guess what? *Sigh* What is it, Amarini? We went to oww.traveloz.yellowbrickroad.ec last night while you were gone. Interesting. What did you find? (Flights to Oz are pretty cheap.) How cheap? (Free, actually, but you have to sign a liability waiver and wear protective headgear.) Good Kami! What kind of flight is it?! *Huff* A tornado flight, duh! Oh. Well, that makes sense. (Hai, and they even let you bring pets. They don't guarantee that a witch won't try to take your dog, though.) And they, like, recommend that you bolt your house down before your ride comes. Hmm. Do they offer insurance against flying monkeys? (No, but they have a little gift pack that they give you when you get off the twister.) It, like, comes with a bale of straw and an oil can, or whatever you call those things. (Oh, and ruby slippers.) Do you get to keep them? (Only if you go first class.) They have a first class section in a cyclone? Yeah, it's near the middle, away from all the, like, debris and stuff. Wow. They really have all this figured out, don't they? (Hai, and that's why I thought it would be the perfect place for a vacation.) Yeah, I hear it has, like, fields of poppies and stuff. Who doesn't love flowers? And I bet the shopping is great in the Emerald City! (Plus, the Good Witch Glenda gives rides in her floaty bubble thing.) Really? Wow, that sounds like fun! (She charges $3.95 per minute.) Oh. Are they sure she's the good one? *Giggle* You're so funny, Sasori! Yeah...so, why are you telling me about all this? (We thought you'd like to know where we're going.) What?! I can't go to Oz! I have to stay here and feed my cats! *Inner voice* (Whoa...that sounded really pathetic...) No, not you, silly! Us! What? You mean...you're just going to go have a little interdimensional vacation and leave me here? Aw, don't worry! I'll be back! Not you! I meant Takusan! (Who, me? Good Kami, no! I'm just going to drop her off in Kansas.) Oh, Takky, this is gonna be so much fun! Hai, this is gonna be great! (What do you mean? You're not even going!) I know, but Amarini Kawaii is going! *Huff* I'm, like, still here, ya know! Whatever. So, when are you leaving? (Tomorrow morning. As it turns out, it takes a while to get to Kansas, so we'll be getting an early start.) Yeah, we'll be gone before you're even awake...I'm, like, really sorry, Sasori. Oh, don't worry! I'll manage! Well, it's been nice talking to you folks again, but it's time to go. See you next time at Sasori's Rock!

Aikou kara Sasori! Buh bye!