The Lizard Crisis

Gashi soshite aisatsu! (Konnichiwa!) Oh my gawd, like, hi! Welcome to Sasori's Rock, everyone. Sumimasen, but I'm afraid Amarini Kawaii is still with us. Uh, hello? I'm, like, right here, ya know... I know. When did you say you were leaving? Oh, I don't know...whenever you feel like kicking me out! *Giggle* ...is that so? (Sasori, don't!) *Grumble* I wasn't going to kick her very hard...EEEK!!! (What happened?! Amarini?!) HELP! Where are you?! In here! EEK! Get it away, get it away! (Um, Amarini?) Takky! Save me! Amarini...those are my pet leopard geckos, Liz and Art. Ew! They're so gross! (They're just lizards.) But...I thought you said they were, like, leopards.) *Sigh* No, they're leopard geckos. Completely harmless. And kinda cute, if I don't say so myself. (Hai, Amarini, there's nothing to worry about. See? Here, hold him) Ew! No way! *gets up on chair* I am not going to touch that! It's so, like, slimy and stuff. He's not slimy. He has scales. (Plus, they're very clean.) *Huff* Fine, but I'm still not gonna touch it. *Sigh* Anyway, now that we're through with the lizard crisis, does anyone have something to report? (Oh! Me! Pick me!) Takusan Kangae, go ahead. (I found a website that lets you book trips to Oz.) Oz? You mean the "We're not in Kansas anymore" Oz? The "Wicked Witch of the West" Oz? (That's the one. It's called oww.traveloz.yellowbrickroad.ec We should check it out.) Yeah, that should be- uh-oh. What? *Sigh* I have to go now, guys, but I'll be back tomorrow! (What happened?) Can't talk now, must leave! Sumimasen!

Aikou kara Sasori!