Movie Night

Gashi soshite aisatsu, everyone, and welcome to Sasori's Rock! Sumimasen for leaving you all hanging yesterday. My mom wanted me to go to the movie store with her, so I had to leave. We watched Signs and The Sixth Sense together. I'm going through a M. Night Shyamalan phase right now, I guess. Anyway, when we were done, it was kind of late, and when I came back here, I discovered that a certain excessively cute muse had been having a little movie-fest of her own. Ya know, your T.V. room totally has the wrong atmosphere. I was, like, trying to watch Titanic, and everything was so, ya know, gloomy. Whenever I looked up I was like "ew!" Ya know? *Sigh* Amarini? Yeah? You have absolutely no respect for my belongings or my home, do you? *Huff* Oh, come on! I do too respect your stuff! You're just, like, so uptight about everything! (Well, Sasori does have a point, Amarini. I know you were bored and everything, so I can understand the movies-watching part, but did you have to drink all of the Diet Coke?) Not you too, Takky! And besides, you're the one who, like, thought we should charge the pizza to Sasori's credit card! You did WHAT?! (Sasori, wait! I didn't, I swear!) But you, like, said you did! (That was a joke!) Right, like I'm falling for that! Get back here! (Sasori! You don't even have a credit card!) Get down from there or- I don't? Oh, right. Uh, sumimasen. (Can I come down from the chandelier now, or are you still going to hit me with that aluminum bat?) Um, Takky? You're, like, standing on the couch. And I don't have a bat. (Shh! They don't know that! I was just trying to add a little excitement to the story! Yeesh...) Well, adding excitement to stories is in your job description, so no problems here. Hey, Amarini? Yeah? What kind of musing do you do? Me? Well, I used to work for a fashion designer. (Used to? Did Ralph fire you?) No...he just, like, said he was moving on to some more formal stuff. I like to focus on the more modern, fun kinda stuff. Ya know? You mean...excessively cute stuff? Yeah! Like that! We're, like, so in tune with each other. Yeah...wait a minute. You mused for a fashion designer named Ralph? Yeah, so? Um...Ralph who? Ralph Summers. He had a whole line of the most adorable purses last spring! Oh. Anyway, why are you in the states now? Don't you live in Egypt? What? Of course not! I was just, like, staying there for the cooler weather. It's, like, 120 degrees there now! No way I was gonna spend my summer there! Well, in that case, where do you live? Beverly Hills. (Saw that one coming...) If you have a house in Beverly Hills, why are you here? Duh! I came here to, like, hang out with my favorite imaginary inspirational being, Takusan Kangae! *Giggle* (Really? *Ahem* Well, uh, that's very nice of- what I mean is, I really- Um, I just...thanks.) Aw, look! He's blushing! (What? I am not!) Aw, Takky, that's, like, so sweet! (I am not blushing! It's just...really hot in here! Yeah! My face is red because it's so hot in here! Turn up the AC!) Uh-huh. Sure. You're so cute when you're embarrassed! *Giggle* (I'm not embarrassed! It's roasting in here!) *Sigh* Well, I guess we'd better go now, folks. See you next time at Sasori's Rock! You don't, like, have to be shy, Takky! (I'm not! Go away!)

Aikou kara Sasori!