There Is No Spoon

Gashi soshite aisatsu, everyone, and welcome to Sasori's Rock! I watched this movie on the Sci-fi channel last night called "Dog Soldiers". It was about a group of soldiers out on some kind of practice mission that got attacked by werewolves. There was this guy named Spoon (I'm assuming that's a nickname) who was one of the last people to be killed. The only ones left after that were Cooper and the sargeant. They walked into the room where Spoon was eaten, and Cooper said "Where's Spoon?". The sargeant looked down at the floor and saw the...remains *ahem*, and said "There is no Spoon." I swear, I almost fell out of my chair laughing! The movie was made in '91 or something, so they didn't even know about it when they said it! It was just too hilarious. Um, I, like, totally don't get it. *Sigh*. Nevermind, Amarini. Oh come on, I wanna know! Pleeeease tell me? Takusan, you take this one. (Aw, do I have to?) Hai, I answered her question about butter and margerine and which was lower in fat. (But I explained why she wasn't aloud to apply her makeup in your bathroom anymore!) You, like, complain waaay too much, Sasori. Lots of girls take an hour and a half to do their makeup. Lighten up! Well, "lots of girls" don't take an hour and a half to do their makeup in my bathroom. *Huff* Well, like, excuse me! Rules rules rules. Like, what is it with you and rules? Let me tell you something, Miss "I'm so cute"- (Hey, settle down, ladies! Do I have to break you up every ten minutes?!) You've only had to break us up twice, including just now. You sure exaggerate a lot, Takky *giggle*. (I'm a muse, it's my job to have a big imagination.) True. Yeah, like, give him a break, Sasori! *Sigh*. Well, anyway, the reason I didn't update yesterday is sitting right next to me painting her nails bright pink and humming the theme song to Seventh Heaven. Um, hello...it's called Cupid pink. Close enough. (Hey, Sasori? Your mom called.) Really? What did she say? (She said she wants you to go to the movie store with her.) She did? Oh. Well, I guess I'll have to finish this later, then. What? You mean you're just gonna, like, leave us here? Just for a while, calm down! Yeesh...anyway, I have to go now, but I'll be back later.

Aikou kara Sasori!