Also, a meme. (From pinkmoocow.)

For some of these, I didn't use the first result, because it either didn't form a coherent string of words or it related to faith as a concept rather than Faith as a person. But whatever.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Faith needs freedom and counseling."

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Faith looks like a total badass."

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Faith says happy birthday to my dad."

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Faith wants Skye to be her bitch."

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Faith does breed charity."

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Faith hates everybody."

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Faith asks if Mormons are mainstream."

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Faith goes it alone."

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: "Faith likes to work on bridges every day."

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "Faith eats a noodle."

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "Faith wears a 100% cashmere christening gown."

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "Faith was arrested for money laundering."