Horrifying story time!

Who wants to hear about the biggest social faux pas of all time? Oh, this is a good one. It probably would have been hilarious if I hadn't been there.

Setup: My friend Melissa is...kiiind of a spazz. She's hyper, sort of a weeaboo, does that "random Japanese words in English conversation" thing. Nothing I can't handle. I use the internet.

Story: Melissa and I had gone outside the school to head home today, but realized she'd forgotten her bag inside. The doors lock from the outside after school hours, so we knocked, and a girl pushed it open for us. We breezed by, I thanked her, and Melissa tossed out a random "Gomenasai!" as she walked past.

At this point, I fucking froze. I froze, and then I turned around and I looked at Andrea Chen, who had just held the door open for us, and I stuttered "...she...didn't...mean...I'm sorry."

And then I walked away as fast as humanly possible.

Because Andrea Chen is American Japanese.

Yeah. I cannot even begin to fathom how retarded she must think we are. I slapped Melissa upside the head so hard she tripped.

I cannot believe I am taking that girl to prom.

P.S: Also, does anyone know what the hell this is? I did not post it and I am highly disturbed.