Evil Hair Day
*Shuffle shuffle* (Where is it? Stupid hat...) *shuffle shuffle* Huh? Oh, konnichiwa! I didn't realize anyone was reading. Sumimasen, I was looking for something. Here, let me do a proper greeting for you.
Gashi soshite aisatsu everyone, and welcome to Sasori's Rock! Let me start by saying that, while I didn't get to see the premiere of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of The Sith last night (or this morning, however you want to think of it), I congratulate anyone who did go and I hope you had a great time. Saranie Lisi got to go, for which I now hate her (kidding!). I plan to see it when the fuss dies down, which should be sometime, oh, I don't know...TWO YEARS FROM NOW!!! *Ahem*. Sumimasen. Okay, now that I've said my piece on Star Wars, you're going to have to excuse me for a moment. I have to go find something.
*Clatter shuffle kick* (I had it a second ago...) *Push scuffle thud* (Hey, Sasori!) Oh no! (I just got back from the Hobby Shop and they finally had the stamp I was looking for! You gotta see this! *Key turns in lock, door opens*) Takusan, wait! (It has a picture of a bear on it with a WHOA!) GET OUT! Getoutgetoutgetout! (*Slam* Kamisama, what happened? You look like like the bear on my stamp!) It's humid, okay?! I tried gel, mousse, hairspray, conditioner...it's hopeless! My hair is evil, and I'm doomed to a fate of looking like I have a half-drowned squirrel taped to my head! Oh, Takusan, what am I going to do? (How the heck should I know?!) Because you're my muse, you baka! It's your job to come up with good ideas! (Oh. Hai, that's true. Okay, lemme think for a minute. Hmm...) What am I supposed to do until you come up with something?! (Yeesh, would you calm down? It's just hair!) What did you just say? (Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Um, why don't you make a list of themes in your book? You know, to stir up some publicity?) Hey, that's not a bad idea! Okay, I'll do that while you think about my hair. (That's not a suggestion you hear everyday...)
THEMES
Flashbacks
Butterfly wings
Staircases
Shapeshifters
Fire-breathing
Hot-air balloons
Dysfunctional families
Low self-esteem
Wardrobe discrepancies
Navigational problems
Runaway horses
Empty streets
Meatcleavers
Lullabies
Wary children
Namecalling
Procrastination
Okay, I'm done with the list. Any bright ideas yet? (As a matter of fact, I have an excellent idea.) Really? And what is it, pray tell? (This. *Takes hat from behind back, sticks it on Sasori's head*) Hey, you found it! And I look normal! (Yep.) I never thought I'd say this, but...arigatou, Takusan Kangae. (Anytime. Now, about this stamp...)
Aikou kara Sasori! (Adiosu!)