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Listens: Nine Inch Nails - Closer

Original character meme! Sweet.

Rules
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions
3. Then tag three people.

Characters Chosen:

Scott Kendall
Evaline Richards
Conner Hartmann
Euphony Shao-Akana
Malachi

1)How Old Are You?

    Scott: 25 as of uh...three months ago.

    Evaline: 29 and proud, thanks.

    Conner: Um...26.

    Euphony: 24!

    Malachi: I was 30 when I died...but now I'm...63? I pretty much stopped keeping track.


2)Height?

    Scott: 5'9". Well. Okay, maybe closer to 5'7". Look, it's a perfectly good height to be.

    Evaline: Like 5'11". Everyone tells me I'm too damn tall for a chick.

    Conner: Uh...5'6", I think.

    Euphony: Kinda tall. I don't know...5'8" or 9" or something?

    Malachi: Ah, like a little under 5'10" I think.


3)You Got Any Bad Habits?

    Scott: Apparently I am "arrogant" and I "flirt too much". My roommates are mean.

    Evaline: I talk waaaay too fuckin' much, haha. Oh god, it takes forever to shut me up.

    Conner: I keep trying to quit smoking pot, but it's not really worth it...and I guess I kind of cling a lot. I don't notice most of the time.

    Euphony: Nope! Not really. I guess I probably break the fourth wall a lot and it makes people uncomfortable, though.

    Malachi: More than I should, yeah. There's the drinking and the gambling and the...you know what? I'm on the clock; we'll talk later.


4)You a virgin?

    Scott: Nope! Hehe.

    Evaline: Hahahaha, right. Uh, noooo.

    Conner: Um...no. Well...I mean, I don't...I don't really like to talk about it. But...no.

    Euphony: Huh-uh, not me.

    Malachi: Pffsh, I better hope not. Nah.


5)Who's your Mate/Spouse?

    Scott: Kelly Thomas. Mostly. I mean, we're not like totally official yet, so don't tell her I said. But I'm kinda hoping.

    Evaline: Dante Le Mercier, boyfriend of like a million years. If Noelle has her way we'll get around to marriage one of these days.

    Conner: I've got a girlfriend. Her name's Blanca. Sometimes I don't know if...well, yeah. I mean...yeah, she's my girlfriend.

    Euphony: Volante Biando. I love my 'Ante! He's so mellow all the time. It's cute.

    Malachi: That'd be Naomi, but it's kind of a long-distance relationship, which blows. Love her, though.


6)Have Any Kids?

    Scott: Ugh, hell no.

    Evaline: Nah. Maybe someday. Probably not, though.

    Conner: ...no. My girlfriend's pregnant. But...no.

    Euphony: Huh-uh. Just my little brother! He's 19, though, so he doesn't like it when I call him a kid.

    Malachi: No way in hell. But Naomi's got this kid Bernie that she's guardian angel for, and she keeps bringing him around...nnrgh.


7)Favourite Food?

    Scott: Steak. Because seriously, who doesn't love steak? Anything made of cow is pretty awesome in general, though.

    Evaline: Oh! Oh, um...shit, that thing Noelle makes...the Chicken Tikka Jalfrezi. Yes. It's amazing.

    Conner: Does Dr Pepper count as food? Because I really like it.

    Euphony: Ooh, food! I like all kinds, mostly Indian and Chinese and sometimes Italian because Ante's sister makes great food.

    Malachi: Okay, never tell him this. But Gluttony actually makes really good pie. I mean, seriously good pie. It's scary.


8)Favourite Ice Cream flavor?

    Scott: Moose tracks! It's got caramel in it.

    Evaline: Ooh, chocolate chip cookie dough. Good stuff.

    Conner: Chocolate, I guess.

    Euphony: Shoelace! It's this kind with licorice in it that you can almost never find anywhere.

    Malachi: Butter pecan, man.


9)Killed anyone?

    Scott: What? No!

    Evaline: Of course not. What the hell kind of question is that?

    Conner: Huh-uh. Someone tried to make me once, but I didn't.

    Euphony: No way!

    Malachi: Man, I tell ya, I feel like killing all my damn housemates on a daily basis...


10)Hate anyone?

    Scott: Yeah, sure. You know how it is.

    Evaline: Eh, various politicians.

    Conner: Um...just myself, I guess.

    Euphony: 'Course not!

    Malachi: God, you have no idea.


11)Any Secrets?

    Scott: Yeah...mostly run-of-the-mill ones...but...I can't tell my family I'm dating a black girl and that my roommate's gay. I don't know.

    Evaline: Well, sure. Everyone got 'em. I guess...my biggest one is...I still wish Dante could talk, you know?

    Conner: Well...sometimes I still feel like I'm backsliding. Like I'm doing the wrong things, even though I walked out a long time ago.

    Euphony: If I told you, they wouldn't be secrets, would they?

    Malachi: Plenty. You start to store them up after awhile.


12)Love Anyone?

    Scott: My mom. Shut up, you know you do too.

    Evaline: Dante and Noelle and Simon and Aki and my parents and...lots of people.

    Conner: Blanca.

    Euphony: My brother Riff, and my boyfriend Volante, and my best friend Minuet, and my mama and daddy.

    Malachi: Well...Naomi. Maybe some other people.


13)TACOS?

    Scott: Sure.

    Evaline: ...are tasty!

    Conner: Uh...okay.

    Euphony: Waffle iron! Okay, now you go.

    Malachi: What?


14)Ever slept in all day?

    Scott: Bitch, one time I slept in an entire weekend.

    Evaline: When I can get away with it.

    Conner: No. We didn't used to be allowed to. And I don't like to sleep very much. I have nightmares sometimes.

    Euphony: Nope! I'm a morning person.

    Malachi: Sometimes I do it as a matter of principle. It's that or put up with half a dozen personifications of base human evil.

                                                                               
15)Eye colors?

    Scott: Blue.

    Evaline: Uh, they're kinda pale brownish and a little green around the outside.

    Conner: They're green...and kind of gray on one part.

    Euphony: Really dark brown, like my daddy's.

    Malachi: Pretty much that run-of-the-mill, standard issue brown that half the human race has.


16)What’s your favorite color?

    Scott: Definitely red.

    Evaline: Hmm...green, I think. Green's pretty awesome.

    Conner: Um...blue.

    Euphony: Purple!

    Malachi: Orange, actually.


17)Fat/Average/Slim?

    Scott: I am actually pretty buff, if I don't say so myself. I work at a gym, so...

    Evaline: I'm in good shape. I'm a car mechanic, so I've got the arms.

    Conner: Uh...I'm pretty skinny. All my ribs show and everything. I don't really eat a lot.

    Euphony: I'm kind of on the thin side, I guess. I dance a lot!

    Malachi: Eh, about average. Maybe, like, a shade over recommended weight.


18)Rain, sunshine?

    Scott: I like the sun. Man's gotta stay tan, right?

    Evaline: Sunny days are good, but I burn pretty easy. Redhead and all.

    Conner: I like rain...it sounds nice. And it's good to watch.

    Euphony: I like both!

    Malachi: Hmm...I guess it depends on my mood.


19)Pool, Beach?

    Scott: Beach. More chicks.

    Evaline: Pool! Reapplying sunscreen every half hour is annoying as hell.

    Conner: I don't really like swimming.

    Euphony: Whichever one is available!

    Malachi: Eh, I'm not really into swimming. Water's cool and all, but it's hell on my wings.


20)Camping, staying home?

    Scott: Staying home, man. The wilderness is kind of...not my style.

    Evaline: Camping is fun. I like nature and all that shit.

    Conner: I'd rather stay home.

    Euphony: Oh, I like camping! But I like my house, too.

    Malachi: Never been camping. Probably never will. Why, is it any fun?


21)Dog, Cat?

    Scott: I'm a dog person, but Martin's cat Robert is a cool little dude.

    Evaline: Dogs are great. We've got one we call Ricky who hangs around the garage.

    Conner: Animals kind of make me nervous...

    Euphony: I like all kinds of animals! Especially birds.

    Malachi: Cats. They're quieter and less needy.


22)Believe in aliens?

    Scott: I don't know. Maybe. Why not?

    Evaline: Oh, sure. We can't be alone in the universe, right? It doesn't make sense.

    Conner: I used to...but I don't really anymore.

    Euphony: I hope if aliens ever come to Earth, they're nice ones.

    Malachi: Dude, I met an alien once.


23)Natural Born, or Clone?

    Scott: Er, natural.

    Evaline: Hopefully natural, or else my folks have some explaining to do.

    Conner: What? Oh...well, I had a mom and a dad once, so...

    Euphony: Haha, I don't think I'm a clone.

    Malachi: They didn't even have cloning when I was alive.


24)Car or Ship..?

    Scott: I like cars better. I get hella seasick.

    Evaline: I love cars. They're like my hobby. I would collect cars if I could, haha.

    Conner: I can't drive...but I'll probably learn sometime.

    Euphony: Boats are fun! I got to ride one once on a lake.

    Malachi: Eh, large bodies of water sort of make me nervous, but then, I don't drive, either.


25)Ever destroyed something out of Blind Rage?

    Scott: My sixth grade science project. Also a lamp, but it was ugly anyway.

    Evaline: Well, one time I threw a wrench or a screwdriver or something and cracked the plaster on the living room wall.

    Conner: Um...not really. I mean...once I broke some plates, but that was because I was having a flashback and panicked.

    Euphony: Nope.

    Malachi: I have often wanted to, but I don't think I have.


26)Any Unusual Things about you?

    Scott: Uh...not really...I'm a pretty normal guy. But Martin says I'm weird for actually working out every day.

    Evaline: Oh, all kinds of stuff! Haha. Well, for one, I was raised by hippies. Does that count?

    Conner: I used to be part of a brainwashing cult, and then I left. Most people don't do that.

    Euphony: I'm unusually self-aware for a comic strip character. And my mama says I'm a very free spirit.

    Malachi: I'm an angel, which is weird if you're human, and basically a total bastard, which is weird if you're an angel.

 

27)How much food/drink do you need a day?

    Scott: Eh, I pretty much get the requisite three square meals a day.

    Evaline: I never eat breakfast, but I have random snacks through most of the day and then I eat dinner at home.

    Conner: I don't really eat a lot. I have sandwiches sometimes, and I drink a lot of pop.

    Euphony: I eat whenever I get hungry.

    Malachi: Well, Gluttony makes a lot of food. So I eat a lot of food. I mean, it's not as if I can gain weight.


28)Favorite Place?

    Scott: Probably the gym. Or the couch at home. That is a damn comfortable couch.

    Evaline: The garage, or anywhere I can hang out with the gang.

    Conner: My room.

    Euphony: The dance club! Or the radio station, or my parents' house back in India, or 'Ante's house...

    Malachi: Heaven. It think that one was kind of a given.

Also, for the curious: Halloween was great. I was a hobo, Mercy was a frostbitten ice skater, and Noah was a yankee yakuza. We got a ton of candy and acted like losers at Mercy's house until late. Woot. :D