This one's from pikabot.
Comment and I'll list seven interests from your profile that I want you to explain.
Angels
Okay, well, I'm not a religious person, but ever since I was little I've thought angels are rad. I don't know why. I guess it's because there's so much lore about them and the stories never seem to run out, and for me they are as much fun to write about as vampires are for other people, only about a hundred times more versatile. You can make up anything you want for them. You can mix legends and speculation and whatnot from six different religions and still have it be plausible if you work at. Plus, PEOPLE WITH WINGS, I'm sorry, who did not want to be able to fly when they were little? Anyone? I didn't think so. Angels are just badass like that.
David Bowie
He is the man, okay? He. Is. The man. I mean, how many guys do you know who can run around in spandex and eyeliner calling themselves Ziggy Stardust and still be rad? Also, I am a total music nerd and I grew up with his songs, so yay nostalgia~ And yeah, maybe I do kind of have a little bit of a guys-who-wear-makeup fetish, just a little. CAN YOU BLAME ME!? Oh, and he rocked in Labyrinth. Search your heart; you know it to be true.
Grammar
It's very important to me. It is so abused and no one loves and it hurts, man, it hurts like a knife wound. Poor little commas. And dude, you can have a screw loose but you can't loose a screw, okay? Jesus. I just get tired of all the abuse. Someone has to stand up for grammar and its buddies, punctuation and syntax. I love those little guys. (Here I could get into the time when I was about 15 and invented the Grammatic Avenger, a superhero who fights the forces of evil in the form of poor spelling and punctuation misuse and suchlike, but, uh, none of you really want to hear that.)
Improvisational Comedy
I could be scene here and tell you that I loved improve before Whose Line Is It Anyway?, but that would be a lie. Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles introduced me to the awesome that is improv comedy, and my love for it was further solidified by the Smart Pants Theater Company, an improv group that plays Sundays at a local bar. My girlfriend and I run the school improv group called Caution: Slow Children (we're getting shirts this year!), and let me tell you, it is the most fun ever. Everyone needs a good forum in which to act like a rampant nutcase in the name of art, and improv totally rocks for that.
Internet
It's my favorite obsession. What can I say? We all know the internet has everything, from porn to puppies and all that exists in between. I met some of my best friends here. It keeps me connected to fandom. It entertains me when I am bored. It's made of win. Come on. I don't need to explain this.
Pirates
They kick ninja ass. Seriously, how do you not love pirates? I mean, boo for raping and pillaging, but that's such a great image. Swashbuckling rogues and thrilling heroics and stuff. Great fun to write about. Plus, the best manga ever? About pirates. Epic movie series that won purely by virtue of starring Johnny Depp and being pointlessly shiny but nevertheless entertaining as hell? About pirates. I rest my case. (Plus, pirate stories are better than fiction sometimes.)
X-Men
I don't know what to say about this one, but mainly because I don't know where to start. It's the X-Men. It cannot be quantified with mere words. But...well, Professor X kicks ass despite not being able to move his legs, Magneto is one of the most hardcore villains ever, Nightcrawler is, if you will pardon the horrible pun, a total bamf, and when I was little I wanted to grow up to be Kitty Pryde. You can't go wrong with X-Men; it's got something for everyone. Also, did anyone else notice how there is no longer a noun in existence that has not been used as an X-Man name? We're getting to the point where people have to name their OCs stuff like Pencil Sharpener. It's that damn epic.
Okay, well, I'm not a religious person, but ever since I was little I've thought angels are rad. I don't know why. I guess it's because there's so much lore about them and the stories never seem to run out, and for me they are as much fun to write about as vampires are for other people, only about a hundred times more versatile. You can make up anything you want for them. You can mix legends and speculation and whatnot from six different religions and still have it be plausible if you work at. Plus, PEOPLE WITH WINGS, I'm sorry, who did not want to be able to fly when they were little? Anyone? I didn't think so. Angels are just badass like that.
David Bowie
He is the man, okay? He. Is. The man. I mean, how many guys do you know who can run around in spandex and eyeliner calling themselves Ziggy Stardust and still be rad? Also, I am a total music nerd and I grew up with his songs, so yay nostalgia~ And yeah, maybe I do kind of have a little bit of a guys-who-wear-makeup fetish, just a little. CAN YOU BLAME ME!? Oh, and he rocked in Labyrinth. Search your heart; you know it to be true.
Grammar
It's very important to me. It is so abused and no one loves and it hurts, man, it hurts like a knife wound. Poor little commas. And dude, you can have a screw loose but you can't loose a screw, okay? Jesus. I just get tired of all the abuse. Someone has to stand up for grammar and its buddies, punctuation and syntax. I love those little guys. (Here I could get into the time when I was about 15 and invented the Grammatic Avenger, a superhero who fights the forces of evil in the form of poor spelling and punctuation misuse and suchlike, but, uh, none of you really want to hear that.)
Improvisational Comedy
I could be scene here and tell you that I loved improve before Whose Line Is It Anyway?, but that would be a lie. Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles introduced me to the awesome that is improv comedy, and my love for it was further solidified by the Smart Pants Theater Company, an improv group that plays Sundays at a local bar. My girlfriend and I run the school improv group called Caution: Slow Children (we're getting shirts this year!), and let me tell you, it is the most fun ever. Everyone needs a good forum in which to act like a rampant nutcase in the name of art, and improv totally rocks for that.
Internet
It's my favorite obsession. What can I say? We all know the internet has everything, from porn to puppies and all that exists in between. I met some of my best friends here. It keeps me connected to fandom. It entertains me when I am bored. It's made of win. Come on. I don't need to explain this.
Pirates
They kick ninja ass. Seriously, how do you not love pirates? I mean, boo for raping and pillaging, but that's such a great image. Swashbuckling rogues and thrilling heroics and stuff. Great fun to write about. Plus, the best manga ever? About pirates. Epic movie series that won purely by virtue of starring Johnny Depp and being pointlessly shiny but nevertheless entertaining as hell? About pirates. I rest my case. (Plus, pirate stories are better than fiction sometimes.)
X-Men
I don't know what to say about this one, but mainly because I don't know where to start. It's the X-Men. It cannot be quantified with mere words. But...well, Professor X kicks ass despite not being able to move his legs, Magneto is one of the most hardcore villains ever, Nightcrawler is, if you will pardon the horrible pun, a total bamf, and when I was little I wanted to grow up to be Kitty Pryde. You can't go wrong with X-Men; it's got something for everyone. Also, did anyone else notice how there is no longer a noun in existence that has not been used as an X-Man name? We're getting to the point where people have to name their OCs stuff like Pencil Sharpener. It's that damn epic.