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So I'm watching T.V. during TMI hour, which means that we get laxative, herpes medication, and breast enlargement commercials, as well as Girls Gone Wild advertisements, and my personal favorite: "male enhancement". These are the least subtle commercials ever devised. They are normally endorsed by sports coaches or CEOs, and they include dramatizations of men and their wives or girlfriends discussing the "amazing results" provided by the product in question. In my opinion, the best line in any of these commercials was a faintly unattractive woman saying, in what I can only imagine was an attempt at an alluring manner, "this product is proven to increase the size of that certain part of the male body."

All I could possibly think was "Oh my god, Jim, what happened to your head?!"

In other news, I've been watching Torchwood. I've discovered that not only is there boy kissing, there is also girl kissing. I love this show, people, and I want to marry it.