These are just the ones I wasn't afraid to show people.

When you see this, post a little weensy excerpt from as many random works-in-progress as you can find lying around. Who knows? Maybe inspiration will burst forth and do something, um, inspiration-y.

1. Unnamed Nami/Robin that is essentially PWP. Someone kill me now, please.

Besides, Robin believes that Nami is even more predisposed to getting her way than Robin is to resisting temptation, and it would be a terrible shame to put a black mark on Nami’s perfect record.

2. A thing about Luffy being bored.

A bored Luffy was a Luffy to be wary of, particularly on a slow day with no hope of adventure in sight at midday halfway between lunch and dinner. Nothing good would come of this.

3. Nakamaship about Sanji's tie. For my 30_dogpile  claim.

His resolve holds for ten seconds, until he feels ten rubber fingers sneaking underneath the back of his collar, tugging backward until he almost chokes and, caught off guard, tumbles onto the floor.

4. Zoro/Nami, or something like it, in which Nami helps Zoro cheat at cards to get them out of trouble.

“I am not letting you slice those people to pieces in the middle of this bar,” Nami hissed, grip firm on Zoro’s bicep.

5. Part of an Iceburg/Franky 50 sentence thing.

Iceburg watches the new ship disappear over the horizon and wonders why one of Franky’s little sisters is putting a reassuring hand on his shoulder and telling him “He’ll be back,” and not the other way around.

6. One-sided Kaku/Paulie, set during Water 7.

Kaku looked up from the blueprint he’d just been handed to see Paulie standing over him, looking nervous. This meant one of two things: he was about to be asked for a loan, or something far direr.

7. Sanji/Zoro for the prompt "wrist", which someone gave me like, months ago.

A pen scratched. Water dripped from the faucet in the sink. Zoro’s swords scraped against the floorboards as he stood. Boots fell lightly on the floor, one step after another, as he approached the cook; Sanji put his pen down and glanced up.

8. Vivi dealing with female problems. Blame scribe_protra  . Vivi/Kohza and background Chaka/Pell.

“She yelled at us,” Pell said weakly. “She yelled at us and she said she hated us. She hasn’t done that since that time she was six and we told her she couldn’t have a cookie before dinner!”

9. Epic thing that exists on the rocky, barren edge of the One Piece universe involving Nori and Yuu, two OCs belonging to the esteemed maldoror_gw. It was once suggested that Nori (Lucci's kid) and Yuu (Paulie and Iceburg's adopted kid) might grow up and have some sort of torrid love affair, so I took it upon myself to write it, because I am out of my mind. This is the most you'll ever see of it.

Yuu was energetic, strident, and personable—qualities that Nori tended to avoid. On the other hand, this was the only discussion he’d had in months that went beyond being given orders and having someone ask where the coffee was, and something about it was…he hesitated to use the word nice, mainly because that word left an odd taste in his mouth and a dark splotch on his subconscious. It was…a suitable form of entertainment.