Stuff You Never Thought You Needed To Know (And Still Don't Want To Learn)
Gashi soshite Aisatsu, everyone! Welcome to Sasori's Rock. Today's topic (if you were too lazy to read the subject) is Stuff You Never Thought You Needed To Know (And Still Don't Want To Learn). (Takusan Kangae: I came up with that last part.) That's because he's still cranky about yesterday's update. (Takusan: What, like I don't have a right to be?! You locked me back up in these stupid parentheses and labeled me again like a steer!) Labeled you like a what? (Takusan: A steer. It's a bull that's been...um, you know, prepared for sale on the meat market. They tag their ears to identify them.) Oh! A steer! Okay. Well, you did all snarky about your favorite kind of cookie dough and the benefits of cable T.V., but that's understandable. A man has a right to stand up for himself, his snack-food, and his preferred form of entertainment. I still think chocolate chip is the best, though. And digital is way better than basic. (Takusan: But basic is a lot less complicated, and plain chocolate has fewer calories! And I can't believe you actually think you know more about stamps than I do! I have a very extensive collection, Sasori!) I know that a stamp's only purpose is to make sure your mail doesn't end up on the other side of the continent, and that's enough for me. Anyway, other than that, you've been pretty good, so I'll exclude the label from now on, okay? (Really? Wow! This is pretty cool! I feel all liberated and stuff! Besides, who needs a label when you're typing in bright orange text? Hey, wait a minute...my text used to be green!) The color scheme reminded me of Barney, so I changed it. (Oh. Good point.) Well, moving on: Today I have a few more Things I Don't Understand to post, plus a new Quote of The Month (or whenever I feel like posting another one). Also, although I wrote the subject just for kicks, I do have something that I never thought I'd need to (and still don't want to) know. So anyway, here goes nothing: (Talk about nothing. This stuff is junk.) Shut up, this is my blog. (Well, I should have seen that coming...)
THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
-Censorship. Apparently, we are no longer aloud to use the word "phunk" on public radio. It's too graphic for young ears.
-Overprotective parents. Did you ever notice that the concerned mothers and fathers that talk about the dangers of kidnapping and drugs on the streets are the same people A) that allow their children to run the neighborhood until 1:00 a.m. or B) who's children grow up to be kidnappers and/or drug dealers?
-The fact that Poptarts have directions printed on the back of the box.
SOMETHING I NEVER THOUGHT I'D NEED (OR WANTED) TO KNOW
Just one word: Algebra. One of the most useful and most irritating things to learn. On my list, it's right up there with nails on a chalkboard and food-poisoning. Of course, ear-splitting noises and nausea never helped anyone, but you get the idea.
QUOTE OF THE MONTH (Or whenever I feel like posting a new one)
Who decides when the applause should die down? It seems like it's a group decision; everyone begins to say to themselves at the same time, "Well, okay, that's enough of that." ~ George Carlin
Aikou kara Sasori!
(Ooh! I've got a quote, too! Here:
May Evil spirits become confused on the way to your house. ~also George Carlin)
We like George. (Yep. Seeya later!)