My Muse Is On The Run
*Sigh* Gashi soshite aisatsu, everyone. Welcome to...oh, screw it. I can't do this! I'm emotionally drained, I'm uninspired, I'm...lonely! I'm so lonely...I have nobody to call my own...and now I'm quoting song lyrics! I'm so much at a loss for ideas that I'm snatching lines from Akon...I can't believe this is happening to me. I'm falling apart! I knew I was going to snap eventually, but I never wanted it to be like this! Not cold and alone in my basement teetering dangerously on the brink of copyright infringement! Takusan Kangae, I know you're out there! You listen to me, Takusan! I don't need you anymore! I have other friends, and I'm sure there are plenty of other muses out there looking for work! Muses who are better than you! Do you here me, you lazy, uninspiring waste of imaginary oxygen? I am an independent young woman with ideas and opportunities and moxy and...and...I miss you, Takusan! Sasori's Rock will never be the same without Takusan Kangae, the good ole' dependable muse! Who will inspire me? Who will make rude comments and sarcastic remarks? Who will I argue with?
Good lord, woman! Are you always this whiny when I'm away? No wonder you're alone!
Takusan? Is...is that you? Is it really you?!
Of couse it's me! How many 6'6" mythical beings with green text do you know?
Four.
Really? Now that is a weird coincedence!
It was a joke, you baka!
Hey, watch it! If you call me an idiot in Japanese once more, I am so out of here!
This is extremely uncharacteristic of me, but I just have to give you a hug!
What?! No way! I don't do hugs, lady!
Aw, come on! Just this once? Pleeeease?
*Sighs in frustration* Okay, if it'll shut you up! But just this once!
See? You're not such a baka after all! *Moves up to hug Takusan* HA! GOTCHA!
(What?! NOOOO! Not the parentheses again! Why you coniving, mean-spirited, no-good-)
Ah ah ah! Be careful what you say, or I might just have to-
(No, not the label! Anything but the label!)
Sorry, Takusan. It's for your own good.
(Takusan: Oh no! The label! Why, Sasori, why?!)
Because you ran away at the first chance you got and left me here to wallow in a pit of pathetic, inspirationless writing, that's why!
(Takusan: Really? You mean...you wanted me to come back?)
Of course I did, you baka! Weren't you reading?
(Takusan: I can't beleive it. After all the "Shut up, this is my blog"'s and the "Keep it quiet in there, baka"'s...you actually missed me?)
Well I...I mean, I just...Well, you were... yeah. (Takusan: Ah HA! I knew it! You can't get along without me, can you?) If you don't quit sticking your tongue out at me, I'll find a way! (Takusan: Sumimasen, Sasori Katana.) Me too, Takusan Kangae. Oh, by the way...what were you doing out there all day? Where did you go? Did you see your family, or go sight-seeing, or watch a movie, or go to the beach? What did you do? (Takusan: Well, I...um, you see, I kind of...I...I...) What, Takusan? What did you do? Oh, did you go bungee-jumping or something exciting like that? (Takusan: I WAS BUYING STAMPS, OKAY?!) Stamps? You had complete and total freedom for a whole day and all you did was buy stamps? (Takusan: I have a collection! It's important to me! Is that so wrong?) Of course not! Good lord, Takusan, I'm just glad you weren't arrested! (Takusan: Oh...well, that just makes me feel so much better. I'm not a geek, I'm just a delinquent!) Yep, everything is back to normal! Thanks for joining me...I mean, us, for today's adventure at Sasori's rock! Tune in next time to hear Takusan Kangae and I argue about stamps, cookie dough, and cable television! Until next time, Aikou kara Sasori! (Takusan: I feel so loved! I was out participating in innocent activities and she thinks I was shoplifting?! This is just great...I can't believe I fell for this...that's the last hug I take from her...yeesh...)