Sasori, Meet the Rich Text Feature
Gashi soshite aisatsu! Whoa, this is cool. Welcome to Sasori's Rock, by the way. Sweet, bold and italic! Ooh, and I even underlined the and! Hey, I did it again! Rich text is awesome! Hey Takusan, which do you like better: Green or blue? (Takusan Kangae: What I think is that you have way too much time on your hands and...WILL YOU STOP MESSING AROUND WITH MY TEXT?!) Sumimasen, I guess I got a little carried away... (Takusan: Yeah, I guess you did!) Pardon me, folks. I just discovered the rich text feature and I have a tendency to mess with things I didn't previously know about. (Takusan: You really need a hobby, Sasori Katana.) Yeah, probably...hey, you just used the rich text feature! (Takusan: What? I did not!) Yeah, see? You just did it again! (Takusan: Yeah, well you-hey, this is kind of fun!) See? I told you! (Takusan: Can I use green? It's my favorite color!) Sure, If I can use purple! (This is pretty coo...waaaait a minute...) What? What is it? (You didn't type my name at the beginning of the sentence! Well, yeah... Hey, now you're not even using parentheses! Aaahh, fresh, non-enclosed air! Yeah, I don't have to type parentheses now because the readers can recognize you by your text color. You mean...I'm free? Well, technically, yes. WOOHOO! Oh, I really shouldn't have said that. I'm free! Free to do what I want, when I want! No more parentheses, no more forced interviews...I am no longer being used as a cheap sideshow attraction to increase ratings and make sarcastic comments at appropriate intervals! Let freedom ring, baby! Oh yeah! *does weird little happy dance* Who needs this place? I'm sick of being stuck under this stuffy old rock all day!
Um...Takusan? Takusan Kaaaaangae! Where are you...? Uh, I, well, um...*ahem* Thank you for joining us here at Sasori's Rock! Until next time,
Aikou kara Sasori!
Takusan...There you are! I'm never coming back, you slave driver! You can't make me! Get back here! Never! Hahahahahahaha...Woohoo! Takusan! Don't make me call your mother!