Listens: Black Cadillacs by Modest Mouse

Dear Fandom: What the hell?

Oh for the love of Mike.

I commented on someone's blog because they said that they had found fluffy romance fic involving Pyramid Head. I said "You have not seen fandom weirdness until you have seen Doctor/TARDIS and Jack Sparrow/The Black Pearl."

And now I have people commenting and telling me "Oh those are totally canon, I have some good fic for it, wanna see?"

I have learned two things of great import today:

1) NO AMOUNT OF CRACKERY CANNOT BE JUSTIFIED BE DEDICATED FANS.

2) I need to stop drinking tea while checking my messages.