Things I Don't Understand
Gashi soshite aisatsu, everyone! Welcome to Sasori's Rock. I thought I'd entertain you with a new segment I like to call (drumroll, please) (Takusan Kangae: Check! *takes out drums, plays drumroll*) "Things I Don't Understand"! (Takusan: WOOHOO! *applauds wildly*) Thank you! Thank you so much, you're too kind! Ok, here we go: (Takusan: Wait! Don't you think you should tell them how you came up with the segment?) Hey, that's a good idea! (Takusan: I'm a muse. It's my job to come up with good ideas.)
Okay. Today I was on a soccer field. Please don't ask me why I was on a soccer field, it's a very long story. Anyway, this guy was kicking a ball around with his friends. He slipped a grand total of four times before I decided to say something weird about it. What I came up with was "Hey, maybe you should nail some cleats to those shoes!" (Keep in mind that the comment was not meant to be humorous or insulting. It was just a suggestion.) Then I started thinking: Why wear cleats? So I decided to compose a list of this and other things that confuse me. Of these (things that confuse me) there are many, but the items on the list are some of the more entertaining ones. There are only a few here, but you can expect more in future posts. Just one more reason to keep coming back to Sasori's Rock! (Takusan: I'm the other reason. I know you can't see me, ladies, but trust me when I say-) Okay! Here we go!
THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
-Golf cleats. Why do you need extra traction if you're just going to stand in one place? All you're doing is poking holes in the green that someone will have to fill in with little bits of Astroturf when you leave.
-"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter". How gullible do you have to be to believe that it's butter? It says "butter substitute" right on the side of the tub. Of course, that only applies if you missed the words "Not Butter" in the name of the product.
-The Disappearing Cat act. All you have to do is think the word "vet" and Poof! The cat evaporates into thin air. (My cat just ran out of the room. I am not joking.)
-Snippets of conversation overheard in public places. My favorite so far is from one High School Senior boy to another: "So you're saying that you find my minty-fresh breath offensive?"
This has been "Things I Don't Understand" with Sasori Katana. (Takusan: And her faithful muse, Takusan Kangae!) Yeah, him too. If you enjoyed this segment, please join us again here at Sasori's Rock. I'll probably have new one at least twice a week. Oh, and above all, COMMENT! If you love my blog, tell me! If you hate my blog, tell me anyway! We authors thrive on feedback! It warms my heart to think that someone out there cares enough about my personal thoughts to let me know. (Takusan: Nanitozo, somebody comment on her blog! Every day that goes by without feedback she gets crankier and crankier, and I have to deal with it! For my sake, please comment!) Arigatou for your time, everyone!
Aikou kara Sasori!
Dedicated to Saranie_Lisi, my bestest friend in the whole wide world! :)
Okay. Today I was on a soccer field. Please don't ask me why I was on a soccer field, it's a very long story. Anyway, this guy was kicking a ball around with his friends. He slipped a grand total of four times before I decided to say something weird about it. What I came up with was "Hey, maybe you should nail some cleats to those shoes!" (Keep in mind that the comment was not meant to be humorous or insulting. It was just a suggestion.) Then I started thinking: Why wear cleats? So I decided to compose a list of this and other things that confuse me. Of these (things that confuse me) there are many, but the items on the list are some of the more entertaining ones. There are only a few here, but you can expect more in future posts. Just one more reason to keep coming back to Sasori's Rock! (Takusan: I'm the other reason. I know you can't see me, ladies, but trust me when I say-) Okay! Here we go!
THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
-Golf cleats. Why do you need extra traction if you're just going to stand in one place? All you're doing is poking holes in the green that someone will have to fill in with little bits of Astroturf when you leave.
-"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter". How gullible do you have to be to believe that it's butter? It says "butter substitute" right on the side of the tub. Of course, that only applies if you missed the words "Not Butter" in the name of the product.
-The Disappearing Cat act. All you have to do is think the word "vet" and Poof! The cat evaporates into thin air. (My cat just ran out of the room. I am not joking.)
-Snippets of conversation overheard in public places. My favorite so far is from one High School Senior boy to another: "So you're saying that you find my minty-fresh breath offensive?"
This has been "Things I Don't Understand" with Sasori Katana. (Takusan: And her faithful muse, Takusan Kangae!) Yeah, him too. If you enjoyed this segment, please join us again here at Sasori's Rock. I'll probably have new one at least twice a week. Oh, and above all, COMMENT! If you love my blog, tell me! If you hate my blog, tell me anyway! We authors thrive on feedback! It warms my heart to think that someone out there cares enough about my personal thoughts to let me know. (Takusan: Nanitozo, somebody comment on her blog! Every day that goes by without feedback she gets crankier and crankier, and I have to deal with it! For my sake, please comment!) Arigatou for your time, everyone!
Aikou kara Sasori!
Dedicated to Saranie_Lisi, my bestest friend in the whole wide world! :)