GUYS, I THINK I MIGHT BE GETTING A JOB. IN A DELI, NO LESS. I am eating chocolate chip cookies in cake frosting to celebrate. I could go into cardiac arrest at any moment and it would be so worth it.

By the way, if you haven't watched Superjail already, do it. It's amazing. It's like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on hard drugs, with lots of gratuitous violence, and it's hilarious despite the fact that I don't even like gratuitous violence. Also I know a guy who animated for it!