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May 9th, 2006

Oscar Mayer Wiener (Dog)

(Gashi soshite aisatsu, everyone, and welcome to Sasori's Rock. This is Takusan speaking. Hai, I know you must be wondering what happened to Sasori. Well, I'm writing for her today because she has gone totally spastic and can't be pulled away from her new-) PUPPY! I GOT A PUPPY! (...um...hai. Sasori's mother brought a new puppy home on Saturday. She's a six-week-old short-haired dachshund-) Wiener dog! (-named Leibshin-) Libby! (-which means "loved one" in German. Sasori's mom named her. She's been sleeping in Sasori's bed so she doesn't get lonely-) She's so snuggly! (-and reportedly awakening her at 3:00 a.m. by crawling on her face and playing tug-o-war with her hair.) She got me up to go outside! She's such a good puppy! (Libby is currently teething, and therefore chewing on everything in sight, but she has toys and milkbones to keep her from destroying things.) Even her teeth are cute! (When Sasori goes to school in the morning, Libby stays in a big cage with her toys and fleece blanket-) Which is pink with puppies on it! (-and a bowl of water until a friend of Sasori's mom comes over to let her outside and play with her a bit. Everyone gets home at around 2:45, and she has the cats and Sasori's other dog Blondie to keep her company during the day. She spends a lot of time sleeping on Sasori's brother's lap.) She makes them cutest little purry noises in her sleep! (She has several nicknames by now: Libby, Puppy, Baby, Koinu-) Japanese for puppy! (Sausage, and Spazzgirl.) Because she's so spastic! But in a cute way! (Sasori, as one can plainly see, is thrilled.) You bet! (Here are a few of the better pictures Sasori took while squealing over her puppy.)



Isn't she just adorable?



Here she is propped up on my knee, being curious.



My cat Meiling checking out her new housemate...



...and Blondie doing likewise.

(She's a nice dog, but I honestly don't see what all fuss is about. So she's a puppy. Woohoo.) Don't even try , Takusan. (What?) Don't even TRY to pretend you don't like her. (Huh?) Don't play umb with me. I saw you playing with her last night. (...well, puppies need to be played with. Exercise.) Uh-huh. And does "excercise" include holding the puppy up to you face and saying "Aww, who's a good littel koinu? You are! You're the best little koinu in the whole world!" (HEY!) And what about this morning when you were carrying her and singing the Oscar Mayer Wiener song? (Hai, well...your mom was singing her the Armour hot dog themesong.) It's her puppy, though. You singing lunchmeat jingles to a dog that isn't even yours is just weird. Especially from you. You can't sing, by the way. (Oh, arigatou!) Kidding! Kidding. Your voice is...um...fine, just fine. Anyway! Other than puppy-related joyousness, I'm going to see Wicked tomorrow! (The good times never end.) I am having the most awesome week ever. (And with that, we leave you to ponder the glory of puppies and musicals.) Sayonara!

Aikou kara Sasori!
(Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener...)

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