A Stern Fax From The Cargo Bay
Gashi soshite aisatsu, everyone, and welcome to Sasori's Rock! (Konnichiwa!) Jeez, the updates are just getting sparser and sparser, huh? (Tell me about it.) Well, I've been in school and the homework is killing me, so I haven't had a lot of time to update. (I didn't mean that literally.) Oh. Well, on the plus side, now you know. (I already knew! I'm the one who has to wander aimlessly around in your brain until I trip over the idea inbox!) Quit whining and talk to Kumori about it. She's my subconscious and is therefore in charge of keeping the restricted area of my mind organized. (Hai, hai, whatever... *grumble grumble*) You know, you've been in an awfully sour mood lately, Takusan. What's wrong? (Amarini Kawaii took me to the mall on Thursday.) Oh. (She made me hold her purse.) I see. (Not exactly the ideal way to spend the first day of a long weekend.) Poor you *pats Takusan on the back*. Did she make you preview her outfits? (Thankfully, no.) Good. Anyway, maybe we should type something that happened to me. No offense, but it is my blog. (All right, fine. So... anything interesting happen lately?) Um... not really... Well, I met the Korean exchange student named Mi ae. Her English isn't fantastic, but she's really nice. Oh yeah, and I'm going to New York in November. (Carnegie Hall, here we come!) What makes you think you're coming along? (...) I'm just messing with you. Of course you're coming. (DON'T DO THAT TO ME!) Yeesh! Calm down! (I'm your muse, dangit! I'm supposed to accompany you on all your creativity-related travels! I'm privileged!) I know, Takusan! I was joking! (Right, sumimasen... I was just so psyched about New York...) I'll never do it again. I promise. (Arigatou.) I'm afraid you'll have to stow away in the cargo bay, however. (Ha ha, Sasori, very funny.) Um, Takusan? I'm not kidding... (You... you're not?) Nope. Apparently, they don't seat imaginary/mythical beings in the passenger area. (I can't believe this... is it at least air-conditioned?) Hai, but there's no in-flight meal. Don't worry, I'll pack you some Doritos. (Someone at the airport is going to get a very stern fax.) A fax? Who sends faxes? (I do. They're inconvenient, which annoys the person I send them to.) Whoa... that's actually a good idea... (Hey, just doing my job.) Not bad. Well, now that we've covered travel arrangements, is there anything anyone would like to add? (Hai, I have an announcement to make.) Go ahead. (*Ahem* I have decided, after much internal debate, to leave my stamp collection at home when I go to New York.) Are you serious?! (Of course I'm not serious! What, are you kidding me? There is no force on this Earth that could make me leave my stamps behind!) *Sigh* Well, it was nice to think about, if only for a second... Anyway, we'll see you next time at Sasori's Rock! (Sayonara!)
Aikou kara Sasori! (And Takusan Kangae, too!)
QUOTE
"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" ~George Carlin