Making Up For Temporarily Misplaced Time

Gashi soshite aisatsu, everyone, and welcome to Sasori's Rock! (Konnichiwa!) Wow, it's sure been a while since our last update, huh, Takusan? (You're telling me, lady. What took you so long?) Did you just call me "lady"? (Answer the question!) Right, sumimasen. I was reading, writing, traveling, and indulging in the glory of summertime. (Stop giving me answers I can't argue with, Sasori. You know I hate it when you do that.) Hai, I do know that. Anyway, I just finished reading Fluke by Christopher Moore. Excellent book, I highly recommend it. (Oh, come on. You would highly recommend anything by Christopher Moore.) That's because his books are so good. (True.) Anyway, we got back from Mexico last Tuesday and I feel terrible for not updating for a week after our arrival home. (You'd better!) *Evil Glare of Death* (Um...what I meant to say was...ehehe...) *Sigh* The flight was uneventful except for the landing, which was awful. I mean, the pilot went to school to learn how to fly a plane! What, was he/she absent on "landing day"? Good Kami. I also bought a present for Saranie at the airport. (No, she's not going to say what it is. You'll just have to wait, Saranie.) Arigatou. When we got back to America, we had to take a tram to Remote Parking to pick up our car, and let me tell you, they don't call it that for nothing! (The place was so remote we could have just stayed on the plane to get here!) Yeesh.Things have been pretty normal since we got back. I'm so glad to see my nekos and my inu and Alan's tokages! (Translation: Her cats, her dog, and Alan's lizards.) Arigatou again. (No problem.) Mom has been out lamenting the loss of her beloved flowers. Almost all of them died from heat and lack of water. (She's replanting, though.) That's my mother, Queen of the Garden. (And other artsy stuff.) Hai, but "Queen of the Garden and Other Artsy Stuff" just doesn't have much of a ring to it. (Valid point.) Oh, I've discovered a new television show to be hopelessly obsessed with! (Oh, joy. Now we get to hear Sasori's exciting description of yet another prime-time program we don't give a toss about.) Shut up, this is my blog. Anyway, it's called Dead Like Me and it's about a girl who dies and becomes a grim reaper. (...And?) And that's it. If you want information, you can check out the website. (Wow. This is very uncharacteristic of you, Sasori Katana.) What, I'm not aloud to not give out a full-page explanation of everything I find interesting? (I don't know, let me check the Muse Handbook. *Flips pages* Ah, here we go. It says "It is acceptable for a muse's artist takes on a very uncharacteristic attitude, but such behavior mandates that the muse check the artist's temperature by placing a hand to the artist's forehead and asking if the artist is feeling well.") What? Are you serious? Hey! Get your hand off my head, you imaginary cretin! (Are you feeling okay, Sasori?) I'm fine. Are you finished? (Hai, that's all I needed to do.) That wasn't really necessary, you know. (Hey, I'm just playing by the rules, sister.) Fine, you do that. (Arigatou.) By the way, the next time you call me "sister" I'll knock your beak off. (What? I don't even have a beak!) It's a figure of speech, moron! (Oh.) Yeah, "oh". I swear, you can be so dense sometimes! *Sigh* Well, I'm out of stuff to say. (In that case, should we, you know, go now or something?) Probably. Besides, I don't want to miss the new episode of Dead Like Me. (I think the new episodes are on Thursdays.) Will you can it?! I was trying to make a dramatic exit! *Sigh* Anyway, we'll see you next time at Sasori's Rock! (Sayonara!)

Aikou kara Sasori!

THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND

-People who believe that Elvis Presley and/or Tupac Shakur are still alive and well on another planet.
-The fact that Richard Simmons is famous.
-Marshmallow flavored fluoride. Dentists take note: Just because both marshmallows and fluoride are white and fluffy does not mean that it is a good idea to combine the two.

QUOTE

"Copernicus called, and you are not the center of the universe!" ~Fraser from the show Fraser (Don't think "duh" and roll you eyes; it could have been Cheers, too.