So now I'm unemployed again. But what else is new.

In case anyone was wondering what I've been up to these past few weeks, I got a job as a neighborhood canvasser and then lost it because I'm bad at canvassing. But seriously, you guys, if a canvasser ever comes to your door collecting for anything, as long as it's not something you hate or vehemently disagree with, just give them five bucks. Everybody has five bucks and it will make their fucking day. They have to be all professional at the door but as soon as they leave they're like EEEE SOMEBODY DONATED EEEE. I'm not even kidding. Well I'm exaggerating slightly but it's basically true and I definitely did that on a few occasions. ALSO, please don't support blowing the tops off of mountains to get coal because it's a really dumb thing to do.

And now, an icon meme.

ONE. How do you feel right now?